adbsurd stretches

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theres always people doing too much at the gym to stretch, like absurd poses. i wanna be doing some crazy shit during stretch time, pls give me suggestions

 

[Newday]

What activities do you even do at the gym?

 

[looksmaxxer132]

the flying lotus

 

[giga.mia]

 

[Deleted Member 102155]

You can sign up to my private coaching

 

[</3]

What activities do you even do at the gym?

lift heavy circles and a lot of cardio

 

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yh yh maybe not this freaky ah pose but sorta on par with this

 

[Starlet]

theres always people doing too much at the gym to stretch, like absurd poses

tell me you’re not flexible and don’t stretch without telling me

 

[trueceljester]

lift heavy circles

Hey I do that too!

and a lot of cardio

Get the fuck away from me freak.

 

[looksmaxxer132]

positive canthal tilt pulls

 

[looksmaxxer132]

You can sign up to my private coaching

don’t make me tag the gang

 

[</3]

tell me you’re not flexible and don’t stretch without telling me

i’m flexible but i’m talking about doing rly strange poses, there’s this one calisthenics n***a who’s always doing the most and i wanna be like him bc it always makes me giggle

 

[Newday]

lift heavy circles

what exercises?

 

[Deleted Member 102155]

don’t make me tag the gang

What, you want them to sign too ?

 

[Newday]

i’m flexible but i’m talking about doing rly strange poses, there’s this one calisthenics n***a who’s always doing the most and i wanna be like him bc it always makes me giggle

Then stretch then eventually move on to weighted stretching

 

[looksmaxxer132]

What, you want them to sign too ?

yes, group yoga session lead by you

 

[</3]

what exercises?

im a girl, obviously ONLY hip thrusts

 

[Newday]

What, you want them to sign too ?

My private coaching will ensure you a very fun time…

 

[Deleted Member 102155]

My private coaching will ensure you a very fun time…

I already work as a coach irl fr
Idk if you know

 

[Deleted Member 102155]

yes, group yoga session lead by you

My mouth is watering

 

[Newday]

I already work as a coach irl fr
Idk if you know

You told me yes, I want to be a PT/online coach one day also, If I keep roiding out I can consider getting an IFBB pro card to propel that

 

[Newday]

im a girl, obviously ONLY hip thrusts

What “funny poses” do you want to do though I’m still confused

 

[Deleted Member 102155]

You told me yes, I want to be a PT/online coach one day also, If I keep roiding out I can consider getting an IFBB pro card to propel that

All I did was take a 6 months heavy course in biomechanics and 3 months in nutrition and then started rambling and getting clients

 

[HerculesJr.]

lift heavy circles and a lot of cardio

Are you a medicine ball lady?

 

[looksmaxxer132]

My mouth is watering

The room is 10 by 10ft and the walls are covered in mirrors

 

[snoopy12]

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[</3]

What “funny poses” do you want to do though I’m still confused

idk just something to make people feel inferior that they can’t do ykwim

 

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perfect

 

[Galvatron]

Some women was playing with her hoohaa at my gym yesterday

 

[2Beau]

theres always people doing too much at the gym to stretch, like absurd poses. i wanna be doing some crazy shit during stretch time, pls give me suggestions

You hatinn, it’s only annoying to look at it cause you like a perv if you do