ascension plan

[larpgod]

MY CURRENT ASCENSION PLAN:

-bone-smashing

-cold showers

-massai jumps

-thumb pulling

-igf-1 signaling

-jelqing

-gooning

-semen retention

Do you guys have any suggestions?

 

[Deleted Member 69105]

I see that you are missing zygo tapes but just thumbpull harder

 

[larpgod]

I see that you are missing zygo tapes but just thumbpull harder

Silly me, how could I forget about the Zygo tapes?

 

[AXII.CO]

notice how mewing isn't listed

 

[Alexander Wolfgang]

MY CURRENT ASCENSION PLAN:

-bone-smashing

-cold showers

-massai jumps

-thumb pulling

-igf-1 signaling

-jelqing

-gooning

-semen retention

Do you guys have any suggestions?

Zygo pushing

 

[Alexander Wolfgang]

notice how mewing isn't listed

Smart

 

[larpgod]

notice how mewing isn't listed

It's because I'm hard mewing already.

 

[iletheile]

You forgot eyelid pulling

 

[ecoli]

MY CURRENT ASCENSION PLAN:

-bone-smashing

-cold showers

-massai jumps

-thumb pulling

-igf-1 signaling

-jelqing

-gooning

-semen retention

Do you guys have any suggestions?

kshami debloat powder

 

[grav]

MY CURRENT ASCENSION PLAN:

-bone-smashing

-cold showers

-massai jumps

-thumb pulling

-igf-1 signaling

-jelqing

-gooning

-semen retention

Do you guys have any suggestions?

Wait cold showers spike your cortisol

 

[ecoli]

Wait cold showers spike your cortisol

decrease cortisol

 

[Deleted Member 95870]

MY CURRENT ASCENSION PLAN:

-bone-smashing

-cold showers

-massai jumps

-thumb pulling

-igf-1 signaling

-jelqing

-gooning

-semen retention

Do you guys have any suggestions?

Number 1 should be to use Deodorant

 

[ecoli]

MY CURRENT ASCENSION PLAN:

-bone-smashing

-cold showers

-massai jumps

-thumb pulling

-igf-1 signaling

-jelqing

-gooning

-semen retention

Do you guys have any suggestions?

towel method

 

[larpgod]

Number 1 should be to use Deodorant

drop the addy, tough guy.

 

[AscensionOnly]

-bone-smashing

rope

 

[AscensionOnly]

cope

igf-1 signaling

-jelqing

-gooning

-semen retention

 

[AscensionOnly]

holy fuck, wtf is this thread

oh my

 

[larpgod]

rope

gonna make it happen on May 15, and that's ong.

 

[larpgod]

holy fuck, wtf is this thread

oh my

Ever heard of sarcasm, n***a?

 

[AscensionOnly]

gonna make it happen on May 15, and that's ong.

ayo, dont rope

sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry

 

[AscensionOnly]

Ever heard of sarcasm, n***a?

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
so this post was that

my bad homie

 

[jony🖤bp]

MY CURRENT ASCENSION PLAN:

-bone-smashing

-cold showers

-massai jumps

-thumb pulling

-igf-1 signaling

-jelqing

-gooning

-semen retention

Do you guys have any suggestions?

Bonesmashing and thumbpulling are both cope

 

[jony🖤bp]

I see that you are missing zygo tapes but just thumbpull harder

Zygo tapes do nothing

 

[larpgod]

Zygo tapes do nothing

Ever heard of sarcasm?

 

[Userwasnotthere]

MY CURRENT ASCENSION PLAN:

-bone-smashing

-cold showers

-massai jumps

-thumb pulling

-igf-1 signaling

-jelqing

-gooning

-semen retention

Do you guys have any suggestions?

Retarded plan that produces nothing.

 

[Userwasnotthere]

Th

Bonesmashing and thumbpulling are both cope

the entire list is cope

 

[2R0I2P0]

MY CURRENT ASCENSION PLAN:

-bone-smashing

-cold showers

-massai jumps

-thumb pulling

-igf-1 signaling

-jelqing

-gooning

-semen retention

Do you guys have any suggestions?

send me all your money make yourself homeless and drink pineapple coke

 

[HeavyMetal]

Missing chin tucks

 

[StuckAsLtb]

MY CURRENT ASCENSION PLAN:

-bone-smashing

-cold showers

-massai jumps

-thumb pulling

-igf-1 signaling

-jelqing

-gooning

-semen retention

Do you guys have any suggestions?

You’re forgetting to take estrogen