Being 5’11 is the worst fucking height ever

[deafcel]

Im 5’11 and I am the shortest in my friend group, i get teased for it, my friends are 6’2 ,6’3 and one of them is even 6’6. They always tell me that i’m sub 6 foot and shit. It’s all just jokes of course and i’m all for it but at the end of the day it’s fucking over for me, i’m the tallest of the shortest, i’d kill to be the shortest of the tallest

 

[percghøst*]

i’m the tallest of the shortest, i’d kill to be the shortest of the tallest

bro I think you got it mixed up

 

[Mystericus]

Im 5’11 and I am the shortest in my friend group, i get teased for it, my friends are 6’2 ,6’3 and one of them is even 6’6. They always tell me that i’m sub 6 foot and shit. It’s all just jokes of course and i’m all for it but at the end of the day it’s fucking over for me, i’m the tallest of the shortest, i’d kill to be the shortest of the tallest

Being made of pure steel as i offers you a life of 5'8" and 6'2"

thermal expansion and such

 

[yazub]

Im 5’11 and I am the shortest in my friend group, i get teased for it, my friends are 6’2 ,6’3 and one of them is even 6’6. They always tell me that i’m sub 6 foot and shit. It’s all just jokes of course and i’m all for it but at the end of the day it’s fucking over for me, i’m the tallest of the shortest, i’d kill to be the shortest of the tallest

im 5'7 and my brothers are 5'11 and 6'0 if that makes you feel any better

also being the tallest of the shortest means you're the shortest of the tallest