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i can't believe I'd ever have to say this because its common sense but @Razul.dub has made a thumbpulling guide, showing "results" and encouraging thumbpulling and I can't listen to this Jew any longer
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Let's start with this thread then yeye
1. Thumbpulling
Thumbpulling is pulling your mouth palette apart with your thumbs, and it sounds as retarded as you can imagine it to be.
Why do people believe it works?
Rite so they claim "Wolff's law" is the reason thumbpulling works, Wolff's law is
"the principle that bones adapt to the stresses placed on them" but look yeye this exact law can also be used to debunk thumbpulling aswell
Thumbpulling is compared to a MSE
A MSE, (Maxillary Skeletal Expander) does what it says it does yeye, it expands the maxilla n shiet, it works by drilling holes into ur palette and you use a device to expand the expander which will expand ur maxilla too
Why thumbpulling is niggerbabble
Wolff's law also states that "bones become stronger with increased load and weaker with decreased load"
So even if thumbpulling were to "expand your maxilla" (which it doesn't JFL) your maxilla would go back to normal after a bit of time
Also the MSE stays expanded once you use the tool so your maxilla can't shrink back yeye since the MSE is holding it in place
If people swear that they saw results, what actually happened?
Most likely their teeth became flared giving the appearance of a "wider palette" because, your teeth are easier to move and fuck up than your maxilla, so your teeth shift from the pulling (not good btw) and only gives you more problems than anything
So should u thumbpull?
Fuh naw n***a
2. Bonesmashing
Bonesmashing is the act of hitting your face with a hammer repeatedly for your bones to get bigger, another obviously retarded method
Why do people believe it works?
Its another "muh wolffs law!!!"" Situation, people think the microfractures will grow the bones bigger, some people shouldn't be on forums
What does bonesmashing actually do?
It gives your facial tissue inflammation from the blunt trauma, making your bones look bigger temporarily but its not worth it.
Should you do it?
if you want permanent growth its useless, it might be good for temporary inflammation but the chances of hitting a nerve and the fact its retarded makes me lesn away from it
3. Zygo pushing
Another f****t Patel method of trying to push your zygos up with your hands
Why its cope
You can't push fused bone and move it around, there is nowhere for the zygos to move so its bullshit, I hope nobody actually thinks it works
What does it actually do?
It could hypothetically slightly make your zygos slightly more visible to due moving water away from your zygos area but its negligible and doesn't rlly do much
Should you do it?
fuh naw n***a
4. Massai jumps
Massai jumps are a type of jump where you lock your leg in place while jumping and its supposed to give you microfractures thatll make u taller
Why its cope
Even if Wolff's law says your bones will be stronger from stress, if anything they will make your legs wider not longer
Should you do it?
Absolutely (NOT)
5. UUDD
UUDD is a method where you raise your eyebrows up, look up, lower your eyebrows, lower your eyes to "give you hunter eyes"
Why do people think it works?
because they see temporary results and they think it do shit
What it actually does
gives u "hunter eyes" same as squinting if not less effective but goes away after you blink so, possible fraud but long term cope
Should you do it?
you can fraud with it, dont expect long term results tho
Thread music
Let's start with this thread then yeye
1. Thumbpulling
Thumbpulling is pulling your mouth palette apart with your thumbs, and it sounds as retarded as you can imagine it to be.
Why do people believe it works?
Rite so they claim "Wolff's law" is the reason thumbpulling works, Wolff's law is
"the principle that bones adapt to the stresses placed on them" but look yeye this exact law can also be used to debunk thumbpulling aswell
Thumbpulling is compared to a MSE
A MSE, (Maxillary Skeletal Expander) does what it says it does yeye, it expands the maxilla n shiet, it works by drilling holes into ur palette and you use a device to expand the expander which will expand ur maxilla too
Why thumbpulling is niggerbabble
Wolff's law also states that "bones become stronger with increased load and weaker with decreased load"
So even if thumbpulling were to "expand your maxilla" (which it doesn't JFL) your maxilla would go back to normal after a bit of time
Also the MSE stays expanded once you use the tool so your maxilla can't shrink back yeye since the MSE is holding it in place
If people swear that they saw results, what actually happened?
Most likely their teeth became flared giving the appearance of a "wider palette" because, your teeth are easier to move and fuck up than your maxilla, so your teeth shift from the pulling (not good btw) and only gives you more problems than anything
So should u thumbpull?
Fuh naw n***a
2. Bonesmashing
Bonesmashing is the act of hitting your face with a hammer repeatedly for your bones to get bigger, another obviously retarded method
Why do people believe it works?
Its another "muh wolffs law!!!"" Situation, people think the microfractures will grow the bones bigger, some people shouldn't be on forums
What does bonesmashing actually do?
It gives your facial tissue inflammation from the blunt trauma, making your bones look bigger temporarily but its not worth it.
Should you do it?
if you want permanent growth its useless, it might be good for temporary inflammation but the chances of hitting a nerve and the fact its retarded makes me lesn away from it
3. Zygo pushing
Another f****t Patel method of trying to push your zygos up with your hands
Why its cope
You can't push fused bone and move it around, there is nowhere for the zygos to move so its bullshit, I hope nobody actually thinks it works
What does it actually do?
It could hypothetically slightly make your zygos slightly more visible to due moving water away from your zygos area but its negligible and doesn't rlly do much
Should you do it?
fuh naw n***a
4. Massai jumps
Massai jumps are a type of jump where you lock your leg in place while jumping and its supposed to give you microfractures thatll make u taller
Why its cope
Even if Wolff's law says your bones will be stronger from stress, if anything they will make your legs wider not longer
Should you do it?
Absolutely (NOT)
5. UUDD
UUDD is a method where you raise your eyebrows up, look up, lower your eyebrows, lower your eyes to "give you hunter eyes"
Why do people think it works?
because they see temporary results and they think it do shit
What it actually does
gives u "hunter eyes" same as squinting if not less effective but goes away after you blink so, possible fraud but long term cope
Should you do it?
you can fraud with it, dont expect long term results tho
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