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Firstly, before I say anything
Minimal Dosing = Minimal Risk.
Minimal Compounds = Minimal Confusion (Just dont use different steroids, stick to the gold standard Test E, I will explain why later)
Don't be a r****d and run multiple different compounds or high dosages on your first cycle just because people say that its "Optimal" that's like saying driving a Porsche Carrera is optimal for a n***a who just passed the learners, its literally just not dude like you can make the same amount of gains with lesser side effects
Firstly your bloodwork is essential, you need to know your baseline to effectively PCT, another important thing to note is you must have completed atleast one bulk, cut and have worked out for atleast 2+ Years. The reason I say this is not only because newbie gains and the fact that you should have a good starting base, but also to account the fact that when you are on steroids its not like you'll just build muscle out of thin air, you need a proper gym routine, diet and understanding of this stuff, if you don't do this you'll just be wasting your gear as well as the entire cycle with suboptimal results. You need to aim high
Now without further ado, lets get into it
Firstly, forget all the steroids, throw it in the trash
Testosterone is the best steroid to take as a beginner. It is a naturally occuring hormone in the body which will allow for your side effects to be much lesser on test than other synthetic test derivatives. Once you have finished your first cycle you can think of stacking compounds with your test base but NOT on your first cycle.
Testosterone and its esters:
Testosterone is sold binded with an ester, this ester basically slowly releases it in the body instead of releasing it all at once. This increases the half life of the Test to make sure you dont have to keep injecting it.
Enanthate: Best consistent good goldilocks half life
Cypionate: Same as enanthate just slightly longer half life
Propionate: Short half life u dont wanna inject some bullshit in your butt like a million times a day
Undecanoate: Long long half life i think like 30 days or something
Sustanon: Some bullshit tbh
No ester: What is wrong with you n****r
So enanthate or cypionate
I would recommend injecting daily or 3-4 times a week
Apparatus:
Insulin syringe 1cc 29gm get a whole pack of this shit
Alcohol pads
Arimidex on standby to make sure sides arent too bad if there are any
Antibiotic in case of infection on injection site
Start off with a lower dose of 200-300 mg and just keep going, whenever your progress is stalling just add 100mg test and if you see any side effects from estrogen just add a DHT derived steroid like drostanolone 100 mg
When you're coming off the cycle get your bloodwork done drop down to a TRT dose (100 mg)
Wait 2-3 weeks to do PCT
PCT Protocol
Clomid 50mg per day for 2-4 weeks then go down to 25mg per day for 1-2 weeks
After ending PCT get your bloodwork done to make sure you've reached baseline levels.
Minimal Dosing = Minimal Risk.
Minimal Compounds = Minimal Confusion (Just dont use different steroids, stick to the gold standard Test E, I will explain why later)
Don't be a r****d and run multiple different compounds or high dosages on your first cycle just because people say that its "Optimal" that's like saying driving a Porsche Carrera is optimal for a n***a who just passed the learners, its literally just not dude like you can make the same amount of gains with lesser side effects
Firstly your bloodwork is essential, you need to know your baseline to effectively PCT, another important thing to note is you must have completed atleast one bulk, cut and have worked out for atleast 2+ Years. The reason I say this is not only because newbie gains and the fact that you should have a good starting base, but also to account the fact that when you are on steroids its not like you'll just build muscle out of thin air, you need a proper gym routine, diet and understanding of this stuff, if you don't do this you'll just be wasting your gear as well as the entire cycle with suboptimal results. You need to aim high
Now without further ado, lets get into it
Firstly, forget all the steroids, throw it in the trash
Testosterone is the best steroid to take as a beginner. It is a naturally occuring hormone in the body which will allow for your side effects to be much lesser on test than other synthetic test derivatives. Once you have finished your first cycle you can think of stacking compounds with your test base but NOT on your first cycle.
Testosterone and its esters:
Testosterone is sold binded with an ester, this ester basically slowly releases it in the body instead of releasing it all at once. This increases the half life of the Test to make sure you dont have to keep injecting it.
Enanthate: Best consistent good goldilocks half life
Cypionate: Same as enanthate just slightly longer half life
Propionate: Short half life u dont wanna inject some bullshit in your butt like a million times a day
Undecanoate: Long long half life i think like 30 days or something
Sustanon: Some bullshit tbh
No ester: What is wrong with you n****r
So enanthate or cypionate
I would recommend injecting daily or 3-4 times a week
Apparatus:
Insulin syringe 1cc 29gm get a whole pack of this shit
Alcohol pads
Arimidex on standby to make sure sides arent too bad if there are any
Antibiotic in case of infection on injection site
Start off with a lower dose of 200-300 mg and just keep going, whenever your progress is stalling just add 100mg test and if you see any side effects from estrogen just add a DHT derived steroid like drostanolone 100 mg
When you're coming off the cycle get your bloodwork done drop down to a TRT dose (100 mg)
Wait 2-3 weeks to do PCT
PCT Protocol
Clomid 50mg per day for 2-4 weeks then go down to 25mg per day for 1-2 weeks
After ending PCT get your bloodwork done to make sure you've reached baseline levels.