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Guide GYM-MAXXING GUIDE (except ur a poor who can't afford the gym)

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THOSE WHO MAX THEIR PHYSIQUE 💀💀💀💀​

​

0. The Truth​

If a nigguh tells u these things be cautious:
  • Do 567 crunches for six-pack !! LOUD WRONG BUZZER 😂✌
  • Starve for jawline --> 🅱🅾ℹ 😂🫱 you can't afford to starve
  • Buy my supp-le-ments to look like a greek god!!! --> son 😭😭, they're on roids not BigGoyBoy2000

But what is true is that you can build a huzz-attracting physique with:
  • Consistent training (most important part, you lazy bumfuck)
  • Enough food (not starvation)
  • Sleep (yes, sadly ts matters 💔)
  • Time (if still in puberty, easiest and most optimal time to build a fuckton of muscle)

1. Influencable traits through training:​


Realistically you can influence:

Upper Body Shape

  • Shoulder width (holy mogger trait)
  • Chest (finally fill ur fucking shirts boyo)
  • Arms (self-explanatory)
  • Upper back (posture and v-taper)
Core
  • Get visible abs
Lower Body
  • Legs (in general)
  • Glutes (why tf do foids love ts, gotten me more compliments than arms ever have)

2. The BEST Bodyweight Exercises (non-niggotiable) 🤩🤩🤩​


Push:
  • Pushups (there's incline for upper chest, decline for lower chest, close-grip and diamond for triceps, wide-grip for chest, etc etc. probably the most important push exercise (bodyweight at least))
  • Dips (chest)
  • Pike pushups (deserve its own category, targets side-delt)
Pull (if you have a bar):
  • Pull-ups/chin-ups
  • Inverted rows (table rows if needed, we all start somewhere 🥹)
Legs
  • Squats
  • Lunges
  • Bulgarian split squats
  • Glute bridges / hip thrusts (😏)
  • Calf raises
Core (middle child ahh 😂🫱)
  • Hanging knee raises (if u have a bar)
  • Leg raises (on the floor, one of my favorites 🤩)
  • Planks (front and side)
  • Hollow holds

3. AESTHETICMAXXING​


Prioritize:
  1. Shoulders
  2. Upper chest
  3. Lats (back width)
  4. Arms
  5. Abs
  6. Legs (those who wear pants constantly so they don't have to show their chicken legs to the huzz 💀💀💀)

4. Weekly Training Plan​

🅱🅾ℹ 😂🫱 I just tricked you, split is way less important than consistency. just go near failure most sets (2-4 ideally) and to failure on the last set, use discernment to know type shi.​

​

​

PROGRESSIVE OVERLOAD.​

PROGRESSIVE OVERLOAD.​

PROGRESSIVE OVERLOAD.​

​

NIGS WILL BE DOING THE SAME REPS AND SETS FOR MONTHS AND WONDER WHY THEY SEE NO PROGRESS. MAKE IT HARDER FOR YOURSELF. ADD WEIGHT. USE A BACKPACK OR RICE BAG OR SMT. ANYTHING WILL WORK, AS LONG AS YOU DO. DO REPS SLOWER. HARDER VARIATIONS, ETC ETC. ​


6. Nutrition (don't starve, don't eternal bulk either)​


Hit 0.6-1 g of protein per lb of bodyweight (rough estimate)

Get protein through lean sources. chicken, eggs, breast milk, yogurt, beans, peanut butter, fish, etc etc etc. protein powder to hit ur macros is fine too.


Cals:​


If you’re:
  • twig --> eat more then, nℹgger, I don't want to hear excuses
  • normal f*g --> eat normal, high protein
  • Higher body fat --> eat less, high protein, less junk

do NOT CRASH DIET, especially if still going through puberty


extra tips:
  • sleep more
  • fix posture
  • pro tip: drink a shit ton of water, especially if starting overweight
STUPID mistakes:

🚫 Training abs every day (nℹgger r we deadhuzz ? 😭)
🚫 Not training back
🚫 Starving for jawline
🚫 Only doing pushups
🚫 Comparing to 26-27-year-olds on enough roids to kill a horse
🚫 Quitting after 2 weeks (bitch)


TAGS (mirin the restraint?):
@Blackpillirony @emeraldpilled @snow @2based @BigDihDiddy @Thebird @giga.mia @rickydickydoodahgrimes @Vampi @Marlonmogsyouhaha @Foid @HeavyMetalGoth @AClonedTyrone
 
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imareasonableman said:

THOSE WHO MAX THEIR PHYSIQUE 💀💀💀💀​

​

0. The Truth​

If a nigguh tells u these things be cautious:
  • Do 567 crunches for six-pack !! LOUD WRONG BUZZER 😂✌
  • Starve for jawline --> 🅱🅾ℹ 😂🫱 you can't afford to starve
  • Buy my supp-le-ments to look like a greek god!!! --> son 😭😭, they're on roids not BigGoyBoy2000

But what is true is that you can build a huzz-attracting physique with:
  • Consistent training (most important part, you lazy bumfuck)
  • Enough food (not starvation)
  • Sleep (yes, sadly ts matters 💔)
  • Time (if still in puberty, easiest and most optimal time to build a fuckton of muscle)

1. Influencable traits through training:​


Realistically you can influence:

Upper Body Shape

  • Shoulder width (holy mogger trait)
  • Chest (finally fill ur fucking shirts boyo)
  • Arms (self-explanatory)
  • Upper back (posture and v-taper)
Core
  • Get visible abs
Lower Body
  • Legs (in general)
  • Glutes (why tf do foids love ts, gotten me more compliments than arms ever have)

2. The BEST Bodyweight Exercises (non-niggotiable) 🤩🤩🤩​


Push:
  • Pushups (there's incline for upper chest, decline for lower chest, close-grip and diamond for triceps, wide-grip for chest, etc etc. probably the most important push exercise (bodyweight at least))
  • Dips (chest)
  • Pike pushups (deserve its own category, targets side-delt)
Pull (if you have a bar):
  • Pull-ups/chin-ups
  • Inverted rows (table rows if needed, we all start somewhere 🥹)
Legs
  • Squats
  • Lunges
  • Bulgarian split squats
  • Glute bridges / hip thrusts (😏)
  • Calf raises
Core (middle child ahh 😂🫱)
  • Hanging knee raises (if u have a bar)
  • Leg raises (on the floor, one of my favorites 🤩)
  • Planks (front and side)
  • Hollow holds

3. AESTHETICMAXXING​


Prioritize:
  1. Shoulders
  2. Upper chest
  3. Lats (back width)
  4. Arms
  5. Abs
  6. Legs (those who wear pants constantly so they don't have to show their chicken legs to the huzz 💀💀💀)

4. Weekly Training Plan​

🅱🅾ℹ 😂🫱 I just tricked you, split is way less important than consistency. just go near failure most sets (2-4 ideally) and to failure on the last set, use discernment to know type shi.​

​

​

PROGRESSIVE OVERLOAD.​

PROGRESSIVE OVERLOAD.​

PROGRESSIVE OVERLOAD.​

​

NIGS WILL BE DOING THE SAME REPS AND SETS FOR MONTHS AND WONDER WHY THEY SEE NO PROGRESS. MAKE IT HARDER FOR YOURSELF. ADD WEIGHT. USE A BACKPACK OR RICE BAG OR SMT. ANYTHING WILL WORK, AS LONG AS YOU DO. DO REPS SLOWER. HARDER VARIATIONS, ETC ETC. ​


6. Nutrition (don't starve, don't eternal bulk either)​


Hit 0.6-1 g of protein per lb of bodyweight (rough estimate)

Get protein through lean sources. chicken, eggs, breast milk, yogurt, beans, peanut butter, fish, etc etc etc. protein powder to hit ur macros is fine too.


Cals:​


If you’re:
  • twig --> eat more then, nℹgger, I don't want to hear excuses
  • normal f*g --> eat normal, high protein
  • Higher body fat --> eat less, high protein, less junk

do NOT CRASH DIET, especially if still going through puberty


extra tips:
  • sleep more
  • fix posture
  • pro tip: drink a shit ton of water, especially if starting overweight
STUPID mistakes:

🚫 Training abs every day (nℹgger r we deadhuzz ? 😭)
🚫 Not training back
🚫 Starving for jawline
🚫 Only doing pushups
🚫 Comparing to 26-27-year-olds on enough roids to kill a horse
🚫 Quitting after 2 weeks (bitch)


TAGS (mirin the restraint?):
@Blackpillirony @emeraldpilled @snow @2based @BigDihDiddy @Thebird @giga.mia @rickydickydoodahgrimes @Vampi @Marlonmogsyouhaha @Foid @HeavyMetalGoth @AClonedTyrone
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are you on drugs?
 
dnr my guide is better

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Guide ULTIMATE GYMMAXXING GUIDE

The Truth About Natural Lifting​
Introduction
The prerequisite to this thread is realizing you aren’t on a gram of gear. If you are following a high-volume "bro-split" or an Arnold split designed by guys with exogenous hormonal support, what the fuck are you doing? You have a limited recovery capacity and a narrow window for muscle protein synthesis. Training like an enhanced bodybuilder as a natural is the fastest way to stay small and perpetually exhausted. This guide covers the actual physiological mechanisms of hypertrophy to ensure every single set you do results in...
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orz said:
dnr my guide is better

Deleted Member 103959

Guide ULTIMATE GYMMAXXING GUIDE

The Truth About Natural Lifting​
Introduction
The prerequisite to this thread is realizing you aren’t on a gram of gear. If you are following a high-volume "bro-split" or an Arnold split designed by guys with exogenous hormonal support, what the fuck are you doing? You have a limited recovery capacity and a narrow window for muscle protein synthesis. Training like an enhanced bodybuilder as a natural is the fastest way to stay small and perpetually exhausted. This guide covers the actual physiological mechanisms of hypertrophy to ensure every single set you do results in...
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lemme check
 
Thanks for using the new teenage lingo. We teens can’t understand otherwise. Haha feels good being a teenager. Hey any other teens want to add me on tikytok and talk?
 
imareasonableman said:
Legs
  • Squats
  • Lunges
  • Bulgarian split squats
  • Glute bridges / hip
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I also recomend pistol squats bc normal squats are too easy for some people
imareasonableman said:

  • Core (middle child ahh 😂🫱)
  • Hanging knee raises (if u have a bar)
  • Leg raises (on the floor, one of my favorites 🤩)
  • Planks (front and side)
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at the start i worked towards an l-sit i rec everyone does bc its to only ab exercize that is actually rly hard
 
Kate said:
Thanks for using the new teenage lingo. We teens can’t understand otherwise. Haha feels good being a teenager. Hey any other teens want to add me on tikytok and talk?
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sure here's my phone number: 123-456-6767
Vampi said:
I also recomend pistol squats bc normal squats are too easy for some people

at the start i worked towards an l-sit i rec everyone does bc its to only ab exercize that is actually rly hard
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yep, and assisted pistol squats for the ppl in between
exactly, when you advance you'll need to progressively increase the exercise difficulty.
 
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