had sex with a microwave

[Deleted Member 126149]

im putting yall on some heat so basically you take the microwave door, and hit your dick with it but not to the point it squishes it against the microwave
basically repeat

 

[junebug]

im putting yall on some heat so basically you take the microwave door, and hit your dick with it but not to the point it squishes it against the microwave
basically repeat

*CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG* *beep* *vvvvvvv* YEEEOOWWCCH!!!!! *vvrrrrrrr* *BEEEEEP* *BEEEEEP* *BEEEEP*

 

[Deleted Member 126149]

*CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG* *beep* *vvvvvvv* YEEEOOWWCCH!!!!! *vvrrrrrrr* *BEEEEEP* *BEEEEEP* *BEEEEP*

type shit

 

[icnone]

im putting yall on some heat so basically you take the microwave door, and hit your dick with it but not to the point it squishes it against the microwave
basically repeat

9 months later:

 

[kafka]

im putting yall on some heat so basically you take the microwave door, and hit your dick with it but not to the point it squishes it against the microwave
basically repeat

i be doing this

 

[kafka]

i be doing this

ive BEEN trying to put people on but they never wanna listen

 

[Deleted Member 121099]

did this with my air fryer

 

[Deleted Member 126149]

did this with my air fryer

Nice

 

[Deleted Member 121099]

Nice

made some chicken nuggets after

 

[Luxe]

How x men are made

 

[LeoK]

What is this