had sex with a microwave

[_x11]

im putting yall on some heat so basically you take the microwave door, and hit your dick with it but not to the point it squishes it against the microwave
basically repeat

 

[junebug]

im putting yall on some heat so basically you take the microwave door, and hit your dick with it but not to the point it squishes it against the microwave
basically repeat

*CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG* *beep* *vvvvvvv* YEEEOOWWCCH!!!!! *vvrrrrrrr* *BEEEEEP* *BEEEEEP* *BEEEEP*

 

[_x11]

*CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG* *beep* *vvvvvvv* YEEEOOWWCCH!!!!! *vvrrrrrrr* *BEEEEEP* *BEEEEEP* *BEEEEP*

type shit

 

[icnone]

im putting yall on some heat so basically you take the microwave door, and hit your dick with it but not to the point it squishes it against the microwave
basically repeat

9 months later:

 

[zero]

im putting yall on some heat so basically you take the microwave door, and hit your dick with it but not to the point it squishes it against the microwave
basically repeat

i be doing this

 

[zero]

i be doing this

ive BEEN trying to put people on but they never wanna listen

 

[lowkeydeadoutside]

did this with my air fryer

 

[_x11]

did this with my air fryer

Nice

 

[lowkeydeadoutside]

Nice

made some chicken nuggets after

 

[Luxe]

How x men are made

 

[GermanAngel]

What is this