Hello, I am Jacob

[Jacob Bacardi]

Hi! I am jacob. Ive been looxmaxxing for the past 15 years with meditation techniques from ancient pagan traditions. Im 6'2 and 77 kg.
These meditations transform your physique and appearance when you awake the kundalini. I am glad to be here to share my unique story.

 

[fordirelifesake]

Hi! I am jacob. Ive been looxmaxxing for the past 15 years with meditation techniques from ancient pagan traditions. Im 6'2 and 77 kg.
These meditations transform your physique and appearance when you awake the kundalini. I am glad to be here to share my unique story.

dont make your profile your real name son

 

[Jacob Bacardi]

Its not my real name

 

[Jacob Bacardi]

dont make your profile your real name son

U really think my name is jacob bacardi?

 

[fordirelifesake]

U really think my name is jacob bacardi?

yea...

 

[Jacob Bacardi]

yea...

Well its not bro. But weird thats all you take from my groundbreaking post

 

[trvecel]

Ive been looxmaxxing for the past 15 years with meditation techniques from ancient pagan traditions

 

[Jacob Bacardi]

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Nothing gay about being better than a jester like you.

 

[trvecel]

Nothing gay about being better than a jester like you.

....gulp.

 

[Jacob Bacardi]

Anyways Ill be here in case anyone is interested in the techniques I learned from pagan forums.

 

[Jacob Bacardi]

Anyways Ill be here in case anyone is interested in the techniques I learned from pagan forums.

They work by the way.

 

[trvecel]

They work by the way.

Sure bro, enlighten us

 

[fordirelifesake]

They work by the way.

im sure they do bud

 

[trvecel]

im sure they do bud

@Jacob Bacardi are there any pagan techniques to help with a micropenis?

 

[Jacob Bacardi]

Yall are bunch of idiots. Stick peptides up your ass. Leave real evolution for G's like me.

 

[fordirelifesake]

@Jacob Bacardi are there any pagan techniques to help with a micropenis?

judging on his 2 incher id say no probably

 

[trvecel]

Yall are bunch of idiots. Stick peptides up your ass. Leave real evolution for G's like me.

Most peptides r cope

 

[fordirelifesake]

@Jacob Bacardi are there any pagan techniques to help with a micropenis?

unless he spawned in with .5 (which is possible)

 

[Pentatonic]

Yall are bunch of idiots. Stick peptides up your ass. Leave real evolution for G's like me.

Could we see your epic change of looks mr pagan, If you do look good would like to see whats up with your stuffXD

 

[Jacob Bacardi]

Why are all of talking about my pipe. Are yall ok?

 

[trvecel]

Why are all of talking about my pipe. Are yall ok?

Are there pagan techniques to fix my micropenis yes or no

 

[Jacob Bacardi]

Are there pagan techniques to fix my micropenis yes or no

Im not sure, havent found anything that specific. The point of pagan meditation is to tune your body to the golden ration.

 

[Jacob Bacardi]

You know, to ascend to a literal G.O.D.

 

[Jacob Bacardi]

Could we see your epic change of looks mr pagan, If you do look good would like to see whats up with your stuffXD

I was going to but I changed my mind. Its a bunch of inertia cells in here who are not gonna believe anything.

 

[trvecel]

cells

...

 

[fordirelifesake]

I was going to but I changed my mind. Its a bunch of inertia cells in here who are not gonna believe anything.

cel stands for celibate so it makes no sense to say cell. people will clown you for that mistake

 

[victorique]

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i can't stop laughing

 

[Jacob Bacardi]

cel stands for celibate so it makes no sense to say cell. people will clown you for that mistake

Honest mistake from someone who doesnt speak english on the regular

 

[fordirelifesake]

Honest mistake from someone who doesnt speak english on the regular

everyone on the forum knows regardless

 

[fordirelifesake]

Honest mistake from someone who doesnt speak english on the regular

dont use vernacular you dont know the meaning of

 

[Jacob Bacardi]

dont use vernacular you dont know the meaning of

I know the meaning of cel. I just made a grammar mistake.

 

[genio]

Hi! I am jacob. Ive been looxmaxxing for the past 15 years with meditation techniques from ancient pagan traditions. Im 6'2 and 77 kg.
These meditations transform your physique and appearance when you awake the kundalini. I am glad to be here to share my unique story.

Sounds like some yogi cameron shit

 

[houcine]

n*****s be like "im 15 but 8743 feet tall"

 

[Princess Cookietune]

Yall are bunch of idiots. Stick peptides up your ass. Leave real evolution for G's like me.

how can i achieve looking like nina dobrev in every aspect?

 

[Princess Cookietune]

n*****s be like "im 15 but 8743 feet tall"

"I'm 14 but 7,9"

 

[Deleted Member 95940]

Hi! I am jacob. Ive been looxmaxxing for the past 15 years with meditation techniques from ancient pagan traditions. Im 6'2 and 77 kg.
These meditations transform your physique and appearance when you awake the kundalini. I am glad to be here to share my unique story.

Bro

 

[HerculesJr.]

Hi! I am jacob. Ive been looxmaxxing for the past 15 years with meditation techniques from ancient pagan traditions. Im 6'2 and 77 kg.
These meditations transform your physique and appearance when you awake the kundalini. I am glad to be here to share my unique story.

 

[HAIRY BALLS]

Hi! I am jacob. Ive been looxmaxxing for the past 15 years with meditation techniques from ancient pagan traditions. Im 6'2 and 77 kg.
These meditations transform your physique and appearance when you awake the kundalini. I am glad to be here to share my unique story.

kys n****r

 

[TFC]

Hi! I am jacob. Ive been looxmaxxing for the past 15 years with meditation techniques from ancient pagan traditions. Im 6'2 and 77 kg.
These meditations transform your physique and appearance when you awake the kundalini. I am glad to be here to share my unique story.

Ight monk, go back to the mountains

 

[Ꞩ𝖆𝖒𝖒𝖞]

Hi! I am jacob. Ive been looxmaxxing for the past 15 years with meditation techniques from ancient pagan traditions. Im 6'2 and 77 kg.
These meditations transform your physique and appearance when you awake the kundalini. I am glad to be here to share my unique story.

teach me ur ways jacob

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

Hi! I am jacob. Ive been looxmaxxing for the past 15 years with meditation techniques from ancient pagan traditions

 

[isntnotrepellent]

Hi! I am jacob. Ive been looxmaxxing for the past 15 years with meditation techniques from ancient pagan traditions. Im 6'2 and 77 kg.
These meditations transform your physique and appearance when you awake the kundalini. I am glad to be here to share my unique story.

Unc is an og based Tarzanmaxxer

 

[leobplooksmaxx]

Anyways Ill be here in case anyone is interested in the techniques I learned from pagan forums.

holy jestering bro u sound like a dc mod