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Guide How to get the Contributor badge in 8 easy steps

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Want the Contributor badge so you can look cooler, smarter, and superior to everyone else? Just follow these 8 easy steps:

Step 1: Pick a topic

Ideally something about looksmaxxing.
  • Skincare, mewing, orbital bones... whatever sounds scientific enough to fake authority on.

Step 2: Acquire knowledge

This can be done through:
  • Watching 1 YouTube video on 2x speed
  • Reading 3 Reddit comments
  • Asking ChatGPT and pretending you came up with it

Step 3: Write the thread

Step 4: Add style

Use different fonts and colours so it looks serious.
Add pictures, even if they barely relate.

Make sure your grammar is correct.

Step 5: Wait 30 minutes

This is where you pretend you’re not refreshing every 15 seconds to see if any of these fakecels here finally have some interest in your hard work.


Step 6: Receive praise from people who didn’t read it

You’ll get replies like:
  • “W thread”
  • “Good info”
  • “Saving this”
None of them made it past paragraph 2 but it doesn’t matter. Rep is rep.


Step 7: Tag @Dean

Quietly. Respectfully. Maybe with a wink emoji.
Let the badge god know you exist.



Optional Step 8: Beg

If silence continues, it’s time to DM

Say things like:

  • “Yo I dropped a thread”
  • “Am I missing something? (besides the badge)”


If you don't have the Contributor badge after doing these steps... idk just give up.

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Step 6: Receive praise from people who didn’t read it

You’ll get replies like:
  • “W thread”
  • “Good info”
  • “Saving this”
None of them made it past paragraph 2 but it doesn’t matter. Rep is rep.
Tbh this part had me rolling
 
wtf how are you contributer
😂 😂 😂

 
Want the Contributor badge so you can look cooler, smarter, and superior to everyone else? Just follow these 8 easy steps:

Step 1: Pick a topic

Ideally something about looksmaxxing.
  • Skincare, mewing, orbital bones... whatever sounds scientific enough to fake authority on.

Step 2: Acquire knowledge

This can be done through:
  • Watching 1 YouTube video on 2x speed
  • Reading 3 Reddit comments
  • Asking ChatGPT and pretending you came up with it

Step 3: Write the thread

Step 4: Add style

Use different fonts and colours so it looks serious.
Add pictures, even if they barely relate.

Make sure your grammar is correct.

Step 5: Wait 30 minutes

This is where you pretend you’re not refreshing every 15 seconds to see if any of these fakecels here finally have some interest in your hard work.


Step 6: Receive praise from people who didn’t read it

You’ll get replies like:
  • “W thread”
  • “Good info”
  • “Saving this”
None of them made it past paragraph 2 but it doesn’t matter. Rep is rep.


Step 7: Tag @Dean

Quietly. Respectfully. Maybe with a wink emoji.
Let the badge god know you exist.



Optional Step 8: Beg

If silence continues, it’s time to DM

Say things like:

  • “Yo I dropped a thread”
  • “Am I missing something? (besides the badge)”


If you don't have the Contributor badge after doing these steps... idk just give up.

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W thread
 
Want the Contributor badge so you can look cooler, smarter, and superior to everyone else? Just follow these 8 easy steps:

Step 1: Pick a topic

Ideally something about looksmaxxing.
  • Skincare, mewing, orbital bones... whatever sounds scientific enough to fake authority on.

Step 2: Acquire knowledge

This can be done through:
  • Watching 1 YouTube video on 2x speed
  • Reading 3 Reddit comments
  • Asking ChatGPT and pretending you came up with it

Step 3: Write the thread

Step 4: Add style

Use different fonts and colours so it looks serious.
Add pictures, even if they barely relate.

Make sure your grammar is correct.

Step 5: Wait 30 minutes

This is where you pretend you’re not refreshing every 15 seconds to see if any of these fakecels here finally have some interest in your hard work.


Step 6: Receive praise from people who didn’t read it

You’ll get replies like:
  • “W thread”
  • “Good info”
  • “Saving this”
None of them made it past paragraph 2 but it doesn’t matter. Rep is rep.


Step 7: Tag @Dean

Quietly. Respectfully. Maybe with a wink emoji.
Let the badge god know you exist.



Optional Step 8: Beg

If silence continues, it’s time to DM

Say things like:

  • “Yo I dropped a thread”
  • “Am I missing something? (besides the badge)”


If you don't have the Contributor badge after doing these steps... idk just give up.

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"I don't want the contributor badge, it was your idea"
- Hunter
 
Reading this, I feel like you gained weight
 

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