Huntergirl
If you weren't mine, I'd be jealous of your love
Requested Ban
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Established ★★★
Want the Contributor badge so you can look cooler, smarter, and superior to everyone else? Just follow these 8 easy steps:
Step 1: Pick a topic
Ideally something about looksmaxxing.
Step 2: Acquire knowledge
This can be done through:
Step 3: Write the thread
Step 4: Add style
Use different fonts and colours so it looks serious.
Add pictures, even if they barely relate.
Make sure your grammar is correct.
Step 5: Wait 30 minutes
This is where you pretend you’re not refreshing every 15 seconds to see if any of these fakecels here finally have some interest in your hard work.
Step 6: Receive praise from people who didn’t read it
You’ll get replies like:
Step 7: Tag @Dean
Quietly. Respectfully. Maybe with a wink emoji.
Let the badge god know you exist.
Optional Step 8: Beg
If silence continues, it’s time to DM
Say things like:
If you don't have the Contributor badge after doing these steps... idk just give up.
Step 1: Pick a topic
Ideally something about looksmaxxing.
- Skincare, mewing, orbital bones... whatever sounds scientific enough to fake authority on.
Step 2: Acquire knowledge
This can be done through:
- Watching 1 YouTube video on 2x speed
- Reading 3 Reddit comments
- Asking ChatGPT and pretending you came up with it
Step 3: Write the thread
Step 4: Add style
Use different fonts and colours so it looks serious.
Add pictures, even if they barely relate.
Make sure your grammar is correct.
Step 5: Wait 30 minutes
This is where you pretend you’re not refreshing every 15 seconds to see if any of these fakecels here finally have some interest in your hard work.
Step 6: Receive praise from people who didn’t read it
You’ll get replies like:
- “W thread”
- “Good info”
- “Saving this”
Step 7: Tag @Dean
Quietly. Respectfully. Maybe with a wink emoji.
Let the badge god know you exist.
Optional Step 8: Beg
If silence continues, it’s time to DM
Say things like:
- “Yo I dropped a thread”
- “Am I missing something? (besides the badge)”
If you don't have the Contributor badge after doing these steps... idk just give up.

