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"Hair is a mans makeup" - No, makeup is a men's makeup. In this guide I will go over the most common makeup frauds for men, and how to make sure you won't get caught wearing the shit. And, all on a budget.
Not a lot of guides exist for men's make-up by a man, so here's everything i've done in the past that i've seen good results with. I have yet to be caught doing all of these to this day, and they def give a slight boost in attractiveness.
If you get caught with makeup on, it's basically social suicide. Make sure you practice a few times before going out.
1. Black eyeliner pencil (we will use this for multiple areas)
2. Two Tinted SPF bottles. (One that matches your skin tone, and one slightly lighter)
3. Tinted lip balm (slightly darker than lip color)
4. Aquafor + eyelash curler (clear mascara works as well)
5. Sclarea whitening drops (lumify is overpriced cheaper ones exist)
2. Two Tinted SPF bottles. (One that matches your skin tone, and one slightly lighter)
3. Tinted lip balm (slightly darker than lip color)
4. Aquafor + eyelash curler (clear mascara works as well)
5. Sclarea whitening drops (lumify is overpriced cheaper ones exist)
1. Apply sclarea whitening drops. Let dry for 3-5 minutes.
2. Apply small amount of aqua for to eyelashes, then GENTLY (they can get cut by curler) curl them with eyelash curler (the aquafor will help them last longer.)
3. Apply small amount of eyeliner pencil to outer corner of bottom eyelid (you can do the whole bottom eyelid depending on your skin tone, but it may be obvious you are wearing make up.)
4. Fill in brows with small amount of eyeliner pencil (only do this if your brows are black)
2. Apply small amount of aqua for to eyelashes, then GENTLY (they can get cut by curler) curl them with eyelash curler (the aquafor will help them last longer.)
3. Apply small amount of eyeliner pencil to outer corner of bottom eyelid (you can do the whole bottom eyelid depending on your skin tone, but it may be obvious you are wearing make up.)
4. Fill in brows with small amount of eyeliner pencil (only do this if your brows are black)
1. Apply tinted SPF (the one that matches your skin tone) to your entire face, neck and ears.
2. Take the lighter spf and apply it just above the zygos (use a very small amount)
3. Take your eyeliner pencil, and do 2-3 dots below your zygos, moving around your face anteriorly and posteriorly. Smooth it into your skin until it's difficult to see.
2. Take the lighter spf and apply it just above the zygos (use a very small amount)
3. Take your eyeliner pencil, and do 2-3 dots below your zygos, moving around your face anteriorly and posteriorly. Smooth it into your skin until it's difficult to see.
Mix a small amount of aquafor and tinted lip balm in your fingers, then apply to lips. Pretty simple shit.
Eyeliner pencil: amazon.com/NYX-PROFESSIONAL-MAKEUP-Retractable-Smudge-Proof/dp/B005G9E9AW/ref=sr_1_3_sspa?crid=WSIS974Z9RYS&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.6BGbzv_9ywWKIrjYw2liNqco60saF_XDR6Pn2P8Y07BChDfAZU-SiXWpU7oUHGlKRUNf77ABMsnAbbsDVyKjhq4_s7dJhKPb6HcvJuP_WKJGq58wdXURam6Rg4NJ3ZIxtG7dTpbW-EoymYLyUiv_W3CAgzNPlPnOmEuBBkwJsPhUTsF0iUbKOplEXP6Iq5iYxyg3ELMH32WkNtZ-pTL5tqjBKQlN8IBFVNdClE2zzCF5qrkbubm_Pc8wWY7iwbCE2EjZp53AaO7oLmOFdYJy4AfhK5dblVdp7rhmgBMltA0.9SQ6uWu8C0-KMfr-fy503Dc4SLfdPee1goOeHu4niws&dib_tag=se&keywords=eyeliner+pencil&qid=1781371603&sprefix=eyeliner+pencil%2Caps%2C170&sr=8-3-spons&sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9hdGY&psc=1
2. Tinted SPF: amazon.com/CeraVe-Hydrating-Sunscreen-Titanium-Seamlessly/dp/B0D9L7CTFB/ref=sr_1_1?crid=33XLVS3FCEGHW&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.rBkfDlyU81ai8e-U0fLJEus9pPKuSYSvmpRLQTEdfB9nkiMpSKNc8A4TJZ29vT4JytVn1kZJrSRxB54Wj7u9th6vFjzHU3Dpq2PIgImyfVoAaDtLvWP9Cf6_TPQJv5SuKtc-KcUg2tnknLk1rBt3bvOEXe2NStWH4MN6nT4CViUTKchSAjN6WTResNmhuGoZgY0KNRdQ2SXS7eTT9e6hVpLbXvDmD6erR_6YdaVAhwC5BFGa-Eawa3ACsANuiCoUOg5WSvN7PdILD5fsltprHQYxbt5owJk3C6maeLC-IcQ.A1-oGv5vG1Ne5e5nzu2I3RgjX97EZ05mzEKsbHIIo9Q&dib_tag=se&keywords=tinted+spf+cerave&qid=1781371657&sprefix=tinted+spf+cera%2Caps%2C173&sr=8-1
3. Tinted lip balm: amazon.com/NIVEA-Lip-Variety-Pack-Flavors/dp/B07Y91BMSK/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?crid=3AIL1V0A9SYTQ&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.f2cl4Wa3XOmtv3FcAa4A5Yi0_xQXQmXcpaPjl-i6nFYVTudy5ABpwqfN-pz8KLv8pKL1ozq2KLUAKs7psFnN64ujWCF0yuAgy9WKTHb1rBqbBAlr2zknkYHv5m6sDjTfytDuacqlvsOZ2UPSpZY5B01w2sqCkfCi5lIl-ekdkHv3Qlc7n6oaR8MC1sBo0rROcaoK3hWpQRfsM8iy_vIgdhfjlP4lIy-_Kful8R9EdzX-mbf29JjMN2UyIyGYdzqU6sVBYrMUjTZY9mcCI5OlslzylIyWcahvrp_jTChSiPY.beMhPqgLT5uUU6HwggfwWOQaQ4wwgGsM5xgJj63Kilo&dib_tag=se&keywords=tinted+lip+balm&qid=1781371684&sprefix=tinted+lip%2Caps%2C187&sr=8-1-spons&sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9hdGY&psc=1
4. amazon.com/Tweezerman-Classic-Eyelash-Curler-1034-R/dp/B000EMWHD2/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?crid=1YGJ4P1BC2UT5&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.eVKfC-z9wW_SwIEkIg7uoaS08B09FkNukQNNPoLeKGBKpZ_Y7So7It7SnT4yy5aPoOBb7fjAArDJLm65SnFcucZTGjl7IIfIeN0qbgoW1aV5JEy2_cRS_60Nv9xykH28bubsHaNzSaqiIzHJY3G5_MgSVKyiNq6g4WOd2mGkvsbM1V0yhYZyW1uEo-cUjiTonP72oFcXZAq_fHpJ9-_j_z8f1BmH4HXESAKmckhSYe-H3G5xcdcaaYnZrRCOHeoCY-VwELAFwbrkYuMnjuzpRnzrgSxeHNwFPIj08dMHSUU.UdEIcgzbOm7OfNbFNdhpvlKHMOr2ZPAbCCjkYIBCmas&dib_tag=se&keywords=eyelash+curler&qid=1781371704&sprefix=eyelash+c%2Caps%2C162&sr=8-1-spons&sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9hdGY&psc=1
5. https://www.amazon.com/Visine-Hydrating-Moisturize-Irritations-Tetrahydrozoline/dp/B0897ZV5VV/ref=sr_1_9?crid=1FN0ZMYQGUFN0&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.qOjgPHkkedySk-C1kFgHWR4jmp1QWjZ84yTsUtRIJvVccOM2UqJWuHLNAViBzI-gmzITDpWuJfkgxlDywBu7ZIksFLx7JCMR70u9O-gB5dQ4tVXt-heu1Sy4T50isG48b1SFp6aAPJQlM1vf_HuPv7WyODhmnUv3YV5rAQFo4QMgKBrWxppFD3cGzr5QQ9vbFGtH9WoFnpS9eOVfBKDeYWqut0RQvLF8n4de_ZqSctyfPFjzw7iO4i8NXaKI0SGCjkCl8y1XBsKVtm7V5Tto3JzYKI_wuRHSAFjFECZaBIo.uKw7okFvBOwBBuw5sC5QcMSmfxExy-MdLntSuaE1AgM&dib_tag=se&keywords=eye+whitening+drops&qid=1781371721&sprefix=eye+whit,aps,161&sr=8-9
2. Tinted SPF: amazon.com/CeraVe-Hydrating-Sunscreen-Titanium-Seamlessly/dp/B0D9L7CTFB/ref=sr_1_1?crid=33XLVS3FCEGHW&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.rBkfDlyU81ai8e-U0fLJEus9pPKuSYSvmpRLQTEdfB9nkiMpSKNc8A4TJZ29vT4JytVn1kZJrSRxB54Wj7u9th6vFjzHU3Dpq2PIgImyfVoAaDtLvWP9Cf6_TPQJv5SuKtc-KcUg2tnknLk1rBt3bvOEXe2NStWH4MN6nT4CViUTKchSAjN6WTResNmhuGoZgY0KNRdQ2SXS7eTT9e6hVpLbXvDmD6erR_6YdaVAhwC5BFGa-Eawa3ACsANuiCoUOg5WSvN7PdILD5fsltprHQYxbt5owJk3C6maeLC-IcQ.A1-oGv5vG1Ne5e5nzu2I3RgjX97EZ05mzEKsbHIIo9Q&dib_tag=se&keywords=tinted+spf+cerave&qid=1781371657&sprefix=tinted+spf+cera%2Caps%2C173&sr=8-1
3. Tinted lip balm: amazon.com/NIVEA-Lip-Variety-Pack-Flavors/dp/B07Y91BMSK/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?crid=3AIL1V0A9SYTQ&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.f2cl4Wa3XOmtv3FcAa4A5Yi0_xQXQmXcpaPjl-i6nFYVTudy5ABpwqfN-pz8KLv8pKL1ozq2KLUAKs7psFnN64ujWCF0yuAgy9WKTHb1rBqbBAlr2zknkYHv5m6sDjTfytDuacqlvsOZ2UPSpZY5B01w2sqCkfCi5lIl-ekdkHv3Qlc7n6oaR8MC1sBo0rROcaoK3hWpQRfsM8iy_vIgdhfjlP4lIy-_Kful8R9EdzX-mbf29JjMN2UyIyGYdzqU6sVBYrMUjTZY9mcCI5OlslzylIyWcahvrp_jTChSiPY.beMhPqgLT5uUU6HwggfwWOQaQ4wwgGsM5xgJj63Kilo&dib_tag=se&keywords=tinted+lip+balm&qid=1781371684&sprefix=tinted+lip%2Caps%2C187&sr=8-1-spons&sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9hdGY&psc=1
4. amazon.com/Tweezerman-Classic-Eyelash-Curler-1034-R/dp/B000EMWHD2/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?crid=1YGJ4P1BC2UT5&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.eVKfC-z9wW_SwIEkIg7uoaS08B09FkNukQNNPoLeKGBKpZ_Y7So7It7SnT4yy5aPoOBb7fjAArDJLm65SnFcucZTGjl7IIfIeN0qbgoW1aV5JEy2_cRS_60Nv9xykH28bubsHaNzSaqiIzHJY3G5_MgSVKyiNq6g4WOd2mGkvsbM1V0yhYZyW1uEo-cUjiTonP72oFcXZAq_fHpJ9-_j_z8f1BmH4HXESAKmckhSYe-H3G5xcdcaaYnZrRCOHeoCY-VwELAFwbrkYuMnjuzpRnzrgSxeHNwFPIj08dMHSUU.UdEIcgzbOm7OfNbFNdhpvlKHMOr2ZPAbCCjkYIBCmas&dib_tag=se&keywords=eyelash+curler&qid=1781371704&sprefix=eyelash+c%2Caps%2C162&sr=8-1-spons&sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9hdGY&psc=1
5. https://www.amazon.com/Visine-Hydrating-Moisturize-Irritations-Tetrahydrozoline/dp/B0897ZV5VV/ref=sr_1_9?crid=1FN0ZMYQGUFN0&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.qOjgPHkkedySk-C1kFgHWR4jmp1QWjZ84yTsUtRIJvVccOM2UqJWuHLNAViBzI-gmzITDpWuJfkgxlDywBu7ZIksFLx7JCMR70u9O-gB5dQ4tVXt-heu1Sy4T50isG48b1SFp6aAPJQlM1vf_HuPv7WyODhmnUv3YV5rAQFo4QMgKBrWxppFD3cGzr5QQ9vbFGtH9WoFnpS9eOVfBKDeYWqut0RQvLF8n4de_ZqSctyfPFjzw7iO4i8NXaKI0SGCjkCl8y1XBsKVtm7V5Tto3JzYKI_wuRHSAFjFECZaBIo.uKw7okFvBOwBBuw5sC5QcMSmfxExy-MdLntSuaE1AgM&dib_tag=se&keywords=eye+whitening+drops&qid=1781371721&sprefix=eye+whit,aps,161&sr=8-9
Not a lot of guides exist for men's make-up by a man, so here's everything i've done in the past that i've seen good results with. I have yet to be caught doing all of these to this day, and they def give a slight boost in attractiveness.