Guide How to mog and become the marlon kid at school

[plasty]

*DISCLAIMER.. these dark triad tips are only for the experienced... this is not medical advice or whatever im meant to say*

step 1. mogging

to become the marlon kid you must first look like marlon, thats why i buzzed my hair and chew gum always for my mogger jawline

step 2. Nonchalant

the marlon kid has to be very nonchalant type shit, stay calm 5 and always be on some chill shit fr, you can practice walking slow in the hallways and using this kinda lingo: "yo whats up my slime"

step 3. final step: ego

bro, as the marlon kid you shouldnt take no shi from anyone, practice saying thing like "fuh is you talm bout cuh" you can use this phrase if someone disrespects you.


THE LAST STEP IS THE MOST IMPORTANT, BUT MAKE SURE TO USE ALL 3

@junebug @genio @submissivechud @loserfoid @spiderrz @copevictim @doll @draftLexy

 

[Seraphiel]

funny

 

[LaWi]

Must reads worthy

 

[junebug]

*DISCLAIMER.. these dark triad tips are only for the experienced... this is not medical advice or whatever im meant to say*

step 1. mogging

to become the marlon kid you must first look like marlon, thats why i buzzed my hair and chew gum always for my mogger jawline

step 2. Nonchalant

the marlon kid has to be very nonchalant type shit, stay calm 5 and always be on some chill shit fr, you can practice walking slow in the hallways and using this kinda lingo: "yo whats up my slime"

step 3. final step: ego

bro, as the marlon kid you shouldnt take no shi from anyone, practice saying thing like "fuh is you talm bout cuh" you can use this phrase if someone disrespects you.


THE LAST STEP IS THE MOST IMPORTANT, BUT MAKE SURE TO USE ALL 3

@junebug @genio @submissivechud @loserfoid @spiderrz @copevictim @doll @draftLexy

I tried following this and got shoved into a trashcan can you make a guide on how to get out?

 

[plasty]

I tried following this and got shoved into a trashcan can you make a guide on how to get out?

so basically you have to douse yourself in coconut water and based bodyworks beef tallow. For protection against rough surfaces, ensure you are wearing the ralph lauren zip up-hoodie to employ bojack method:

Also wear it with the hood up (hoodie hollow cheeks method.)

Once you use these tactics you should ascend from low tier becky to highchadlite allowing you to climb gandy's ladder and allow you to get out of the trash can

@junebug

 

[Nothing.special]

worked for me

 

[loserfoid]

everytime i see a guy like this, my theoretical pussy gets soaked, accurate asf

 

[MasterOfTheZygo]

*DISCLAIMER.. these dark triad tips are only for the experienced... this is not medical advice or whatever im meant to say*

step 1. mogging

to become the marlon kid you must first look like marlon, thats why i buzzed my hair and chew gum always for my mogger jawline

step 2. Nonchalant

the marlon kid has to be very nonchalant type shit, stay calm 5 and always be on some chill shit fr, you can practice walking slow in the hallways and using this kinda lingo: "yo whats up my slime"

step 3. final step: ego

bro, as the marlon kid you shouldnt take no shi from anyone, practice saying thing like "fuh is you talm bout cuh" you can use this phrase if someone disrespects you.


THE LAST STEP IS THE MOST IMPORTANT, BUT MAKE SURE TO USE ALL 3

@junebug @genio @submissivechud @loserfoid @spiderrz @copevictim @doll @draftLexy

Im going to put my foot in your ass

 

[dontcallthemfoidsbro]

This guide saved my life, i now get infinite hoes

 

[Orvyn]

Holy shit bro this guide genuinly saved my life

 

[Stoned]

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