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Guide How to spot someone retarded 101

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How to Spot Someone RETARDED 101

This guide is meant to be offensive and help you recognize behavioral and social patterns. "low IQ / uneducated" so you can avoid wasting your time. Think of it as a survival manual for spotting the retards in the world..

Speech & Vocabulary
Limited vocabulary: relies on 10–20 words like "bro," "lit," "yo," "facts," "deadass."

Struggles with basic grammar: "I seen it," "we was there," "he do that."

Overuses filler words: "uhh," "like," "y’know what I’m sayin’" every sentence.

Cannot explain simple concepts: ask them to explain how a toaster works and they malfunction, or bone-smashing/mewing and thumbpulling lmafo.

Example of dumb talk said:
β€œYo, like… bro, I swear on my mama, it was like… bruh… I ain’t even gonna cap.”

Education & Knowledge
Doesn’t know basic geography (can’t point out their own country on a map).

Thinks World War II happened in the 1800s.

Believes conspiracy TikToks are history lessons.

Can’t do basic math without pulling out a calculator for 8 + 5.

Doesn’t read books, articles, or anything longer than a caption.

Example said:
Ask: β€œWhat’s 25% of 200?”
retarded person: β€œUh… 100?”

Social Behavior
Always interrupting in conversations.

Laughs at jokes they clearly didn’t understand.

Believes being loud = being confident.

Argues aggressively but can’t back up claims.

Easily triggered if you ask them to explain themselves.

Quick Test said:
Say something sarcastic. If they take it literally, that’s a clear indictor

Online Presence
Types in ALL CAPS or with no punctuation at all.

Uses emojis instead of arguments πŸ€£πŸ’―πŸ”₯😭.

Believes everything they read on social media.

Falls for obvious scams like β€œDM me for free money.” (water)

Obsessed with celebrity drama instead of real topics.

Example Post said:
β€œBRO IMA BE RICH JUST GOT THIS NEW CRYPTO LINK πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ TRUST ME GANG πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―β€

Lifestyle & Decision Making
Buys $500 shoes but can’t pay rent.

Smokes/drinks daily while complaining about being broke.

Spends all free time scrolling TikTok, never learning anything.

No long-term thinking, only cares about the next weekend.

Classic Example said:
Guy makes $1,200/month-spends $900 on sneakers - still lives with mom thinks he’s β€œwinning.”


in terms of retards on forums, just look at there post and thread qualities.
 
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How to Spot Someone RETARDED 101

This guide is meant to be offensive and help you recognize behavioral and social patterns. "low IQ / uneducated" so you can avoid wasting your time. Think of it as a survival manual for spotting the retards in the world..

Speech & Vocabulary
Limited vocabulary: relies on 10–20 words like "bro," "lit," "yo," "facts," "deadass."

Struggles with basic grammar: "I seen it," "we was there," "he do that."

Overuses filler words: "uhh," "like," "y’know what I’m sayin’" every sentence.

Cannot explain simple concepts: ask them to explain how a toaster works and they malfunction, or bone-smashing/mewing and thumbpulling lmafo.

Education & Knowledge
Doesn’t know basic geography (can’t point out their own country on a map).

Thinks World War II happened in the 1800s.

Believes conspiracy TikToks are history lessons.

Can’t do basic math without pulling out a calculator for 8 + 5.

Doesn’t read books, articles, or anything longer than a caption.

Social Behavior
Always interrupting in conversations.

Laughs at jokes they clearly didn’t understand.

Believes being loud = being confident.

Argues aggressively but can’t back up claims.

Easily triggered if you ask them to explain themselves.

Online Presence
Types in ALL CAPS or with no punctuation at all.

Uses emojis instead of arguments πŸ€£πŸ’―πŸ”₯😭.

Believes everything they read on social media.

Falls for obvious scams like β€œDM me for free money.” (water)

Obsessed with celebrity drama instead of real topics.

Lifestyle & Decision Making
Buys $500 shoes but can’t pay rent.

Smokes/drinks daily while complaining about being broke.

Spends all free time scrolling TikTok, never learning anything.

No long-term thinking, only cares about the next weekend.


in terms of retards on forums, just look at there post and thread qualities.
@Randomized Shame I think this is pretty pin worthy.
 
How to Spot Someone RETARDED 101

This guide is meant to be offensive and help you recognize behavioral and social patterns. "low IQ / uneducated" so you can avoid wasting your time. Think of it as a survival manual for spotting the retards in the world..

Speech & Vocabulary
Limited vocabulary: relies on 10–20 words like "bro," "lit," "yo," "facts," "deadass."

Struggles with basic grammar: "I seen it," "we was there," "he do that."

Overuses filler words: "uhh," "like," "y’know what I’m sayin’" every sentence.

Cannot explain simple concepts: ask them to explain how a toaster works and they malfunction, or bone-smashing/mewing and thumbpulling lmafo.

Education & Knowledge
Doesn’t know basic geography (can’t point out their own country on a map).

Thinks World War II happened in the 1800s.

Believes conspiracy TikToks are history lessons.

Can’t do basic math without pulling out a calculator for 8 + 5.

Doesn’t read books, articles, or anything longer than a caption.

Social Behavior
Always interrupting in conversations.

Laughs at jokes they clearly didn’t understand.

Believes being loud = being confident.

Argues aggressively but can’t back up claims.

Easily triggered if you ask them to explain themselves.

Online Presence
Types in ALL CAPS or with no punctuation at all.

Uses emojis instead of arguments πŸ€£πŸ’―πŸ”₯😭.

Believes everything they read on social media.

Falls for obvious scams like β€œDM me for free money.” (water)

Obsessed with celebrity drama instead of real topics.

Lifestyle & Decision Making
Buys $500 shoes but can’t pay rent.

Smokes/drinks daily while complaining about being broke.

Spends all free time scrolling TikTok, never learning anything.

No long-term thinking, only cares about the next weekend.


in terms of retards on forums, just look at there post and thread qualities.
bump
 
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Thanks, good thread, I added you to the ignore list
 
How to Spot Someone RETARDED 101

This guide is meant to be offensive and help you recognize behavioral and social patterns. "low IQ / uneducated" so you can avoid wasting your time. Think of it as a survival manual for spotting the retards in the world..

Speech & Vocabulary
Limited vocabulary: relies on 10–20 words like "bro," "lit," "yo," "facts," "deadass."

Struggles with basic grammar: "I seen it," "we was there," "he do that."

Overuses filler words: "uhh," "like," "y’know what I’m sayin’" every sentence.

Cannot explain simple concepts: ask them to explain how a toaster works and they malfunction, or bone-smashing/mewing and thumbpulling lmafo.

Education & Knowledge
Doesn’t know basic geography (can’t point out their own country on a map).

Thinks World War II happened in the 1800s.

Believes conspiracy TikToks are history lessons.

Can’t do basic math without pulling out a calculator for 8 + 5.

Doesn’t read books, articles, or anything longer than a caption.

Social Behavior
Always interrupting in conversations.

Laughs at jokes they clearly didn’t understand.

Believes being loud = being confident.

Argues aggressively but can’t back up claims.

Easily triggered if you ask them to explain themselves.

Online Presence
Types in ALL CAPS or with no punctuation at all.

Uses emojis instead of arguments πŸ€£πŸ’―πŸ”₯😭.

Believes everything they read on social media.

Falls for obvious scams like β€œDM me for free money.” (water)

Obsessed with celebrity drama instead of real topics.

Lifestyle & Decision Making
Buys $500 shoes but can’t pay rent.

Smokes/drinks daily while complaining about being broke.

Spends all free time scrolling TikTok, never learning anything.

No long-term thinking, only cares about the next weekend.


in terms of retards on forums, just look at there post and thread qualities.
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