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How to Spot Someone RETARDED 101
Speech & Vocabulary
Education & Knowledge
Social Behavior
Online Presence
Lifestyle & Decision Making
in terms of retards on forums, just look at there post and thread qualities.
This guide is meant to be offensive and help you recognize behavioral and social patterns. "low IQ / uneducated" so you can avoid wasting your time. Think of it as a survival manual for spotting the retards in the world..
Speech & Vocabulary
Limited vocabulary: relies on 10β20 words like "bro," "lit," "yo," "facts," "deadass."
Struggles with basic grammar: "I seen it," "we was there," "he do that."
Overuses filler words: "uhh," "like," "yβknow what Iβm sayinβ" every sentence.
Cannot explain simple concepts: ask them to explain how a toaster works and they malfunction, or bone-smashing/mewing and thumbpulling lmafo.
Struggles with basic grammar: "I seen it," "we was there," "he do that."
Overuses filler words: "uhh," "like," "yβknow what Iβm sayinβ" every sentence.
Cannot explain simple concepts: ask them to explain how a toaster works and they malfunction, or bone-smashing/mewing and thumbpulling lmafo.
Example of dumb talk said:βYo, likeβ¦ bro, I swear on my mama, it was likeβ¦ bruhβ¦ I ainβt even gonna cap.β
Education & Knowledge
Doesnβt know basic geography (canβt point out their own country on a map).
Thinks World War II happened in the 1800s.
Believes conspiracy TikToks are history lessons.
Canβt do basic math without pulling out a calculator for 8 + 5.
Doesnβt read books, articles, or anything longer than a caption.
Thinks World War II happened in the 1800s.
Believes conspiracy TikToks are history lessons.
Canβt do basic math without pulling out a calculator for 8 + 5.
Doesnβt read books, articles, or anything longer than a caption.
Example said:Ask: βWhatβs 25% of 200?β
retarded person: βUhβ¦ 100?β
Social Behavior
Always interrupting in conversations.
Laughs at jokes they clearly didnβt understand.
Believes being loud = being confident.
Argues aggressively but canβt back up claims.
Easily triggered if you ask them to explain themselves.
Laughs at jokes they clearly didnβt understand.
Believes being loud = being confident.
Argues aggressively but canβt back up claims.
Easily triggered if you ask them to explain themselves.
Quick Test said:Say something sarcastic. If they take it literally, thatβs a clear indictor
Online Presence
Types in ALL CAPS or with no punctuation at all.
Uses emojis instead of arguments


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Believes everything they read on social media.
Falls for obvious scams like βDM me for free money.β (water)
Obsessed with celebrity drama instead of real topics.
Uses emojis instead of arguments




Believes everything they read on social media.
Falls for obvious scams like βDM me for free money.β (water)
Obsessed with celebrity drama instead of real topics.
Example Post said:βBRO IMA BE RICH JUST GOT THIS NEW CRYPTO LINKTRUST ME GANG
β
Lifestyle & Decision Making
Buys $500 shoes but canβt pay rent.
Smokes/drinks daily while complaining about being broke.
Spends all free time scrolling TikTok, never learning anything.
No long-term thinking, only cares about the next weekend.
Smokes/drinks daily while complaining about being broke.
Spends all free time scrolling TikTok, never learning anything.
No long-term thinking, only cares about the next weekend.
Classic Example said:Guy makes $1,200/month-spends $900 on sneakers - still lives with mom thinks heβs βwinning.β
in terms of retards on forums, just look at there post and thread qualities.
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