i cant speak sober

[</3]

since quitting alcohol i just larp as a tradwife at functions and make everyone food because then i dont have to speak. i fucking hate myself for not even having the balls to just leave parties. i can pretend to be well adjusted enough to still be invited but i barely speak when there. what is my end goal?

 

[Thebird]

since quitting alcohol i just larp as a tradwife at functions and make everyone food because then i dont have to speak. i fucking hate myself for not even having the balls to just leave parties. i can pretend to be well adjusted enough to still be invited but i barely speak when there. what is my end goal?

Yes

 

[</3]

Yes

no

 

[Thebird]

no

Why

 

[trueceljester]

since quitting alcohol i just larp as a tradwife at functions and make everyone food because then i dont have to speak. i fucking hate myself for not even having the balls to just leave parties. i can pretend to be well adjusted enough to still be invited but i barely speak when there. what is my end goal?

Tomboy AND tradwife? Peak

 

[</3]

Why

idk what youre saying yes to

 

[</3]

Tomboy AND tradwife? Peak

im nothing but a people pleaser i disgust myself.

 

[Thebird]

idk what youre saying yes to

Neither do I

 

[emeraldpill]

Invite me and @Thebird

 

[Thebird]

Invite me and @Thebird

Yeah

 

[kimothy]

since quitting alcohol i just larp as a tradwife at functions and make everyone food because then i dont have to speak. i fucking hate myself for not even having the balls to just leave parties. i can pretend to be well adjusted enough to still be invited but i barely speak when there. what is my end goal?

whats the point of pretending to be a trad wife?

 

[Shkypot]

since quitting alcohol i just larp as a tradwife at functions and make everyone food because then i dont have to speak. i fucking hate myself for not even having the balls to just leave parties. i can pretend to be well adjusted enough to still be invited but i barely speak when there. what is my end goal?

Sorry to hear, hope you overcome your struggle bhai

 

[trueceljester]

im nothing but a people pleaser i disgust myself.

Atleast u can please ppl, I try to be a people pleaser and fail

 

[</3]

Invite me and @Thebird

yea you guys are getting the polish meat jelly special

 

[Thebird]

yea you guys are getting the polish meat jelly special

I’m going to cut myself

 

[trueceljester]

yea you guys are getting the polish meat jelly special

Inv me to the cookout bhai

 

[emeraldpill]

yea you guys are getting the polish meat jelly special

I changed my mind stay away from me

 

[</3]

whats the point of pretending to be a trad wife?

lool no that was a muh funni i just cooked for everyone so thats prolly what it came off as

 

[Thebird]

I changed my mind stay away from me

Let’s book a bedroom

 

[kimothy]

lool no that was a muh funni i just cooked for everyone so thats prolly what it came off as

ohhhhh

i didnt mean that in a rude way i actually wanted to know why

 

[</3]

ohhhhh

i didnt mean that in a rude way i actually wanted to know why

lolol no dw ik u chill af
i deadass just showed up, made a and PLATED a meal for everyone, smoked a cigarette and left. it sounds like aurafarming when i write it like that but they all are just convinced i am a sperg.

 

[kimothy]

lolol no dw ik u chill af
i deadass just showed up, made a and PLATED a meal for everyone, smoked a cigarette and left. it sounds like aurafarming when i write it like that but they all are just convinced i am a sperg.

idk if i saw u do this i would be mirin

what meal did u prepare for them?

 

[Lovinglad]

Why would you even go as a women if you're not going to be a slut ?

 

[</3]

idk if i saw u do this i would be mirin

what meal did u prepare for them?

i made these mexican chicken wraps with fries and a salad, and a side of duck pancakes lowk went all out on it
people rly liked it so maybe that makes up for the lack of speaking

 

[Thebird]

i made these mexican chicken wraps with fries and a salad, and a side of duck pancakes lowk went all out on it
people rly liked it so maybe that makes up for the lack of speaking

 

[</3]

Why would you even go as a women if you're not going to be a slut ?

bc im lowk in a goated relationship (he hosted it)

 

[kimothy]

i made these mexican chicken wraps with fries and a salad, and a side of duck pancakes lowk went all out on it
people rly liked it so maybe that makes up for the lack of speaking

waittt that sounds so fire

ur probably overthinking it tho i doubt anyone thinks ur an autist bc of that

 

[</3]

waittt that sounds so fire

ur probably overthinking it tho i doubt anyone thinks ur an autist bc of that

omg thank u sexy
if i catch u in the streets ur getting the best meal + full body massage from me
idk man they def do but they were nice so its kinda ok

 

[Lovinglad]

bc im lowk in a goated relationship (he hosted it)

Those who don't understand the correlation