Serious im a virgin but i think im pregnant

[princess]

I never ever ever participated in the devils tango i promise im too scared but i think this is a chemical pregnancy

my biggest fear growing up is getting pregnant like mary jesus's mother and no1 would believe i didnt fuck anyone and theyd think im a liar but literally it just got in there

i feel sick i dont wna eat anything its not out of thr ordinary but ive been like this for a week now and even perfumes make me nauseous

so this leads me to the conclusion i might be pregnant with jesus 2.0

help me out
(i wna add im pinning but idk if these r the side effects i feel NAUSEOUS 24/7)

Spoiler

tagging those whove been pregnant ---> @pompompurino @yung foid @Abu bakr @TonyDr @aryaw @BigDihDiddy @BonnieAndClyde

 

[Abu bakr]

This is the worst post probably ever

 

[TonyDr]

I never ever ever participated in the devils tango i promise im too scared but i think this is a chemical pregnancy

my biggest fear growing up is getting pregnant like mary jesus's mother and no1 would believe i didnt fuck anyone and theyd think im a liar but literally it just got in there

i feel sick i dont wna eat anything its not out of thr ordinary but ive been like this for a week now and even perfumes make me nauseous

so this leads me to the conclusion i might be pregnant with jesus 2.0

help me out
(i wna add im pinning but idk if these r the side effects i feel NAUSEOUS 24/7)

tagging those whove been pregnant ---> @pompompurino @yung foid @Abu bakr @TonyDr @aryaw @BigDihDiddy @BonnieAndClyde

n***a is gonna birth Anakin Skywalker

 

[aryaw]

I never ever ever participated in the devils tango i promise im too scared but i think this is a chemical pregnancy

my biggest fear growing up is getting pregnant like mary jesus's mother and no1 would believe i didnt fuck anyone and theyd think im a liar but literally it just got in there

i feel sick i dont wna eat anything its not out of thr ordinary but ive been like this for a week now and even perfumes make me nauseous

so this leads me to the conclusion i might be pregnant with jesus 2.0

help me out
(i wna add im pinning but idk if these r the side effects i feel NAUSEOUS 24/7)

Spoiler

tagging those whove been pregnant ---> @pompompurino @yung foid @Abu bakr @TonyDr @aryaw @BigDihDiddy @BonnieAndClyde

atleast ur birthing second coming of christ

 

[Catlady]

I never ever ever participated in the devils tango i promise im too scared but i think this is a chemical pregnancy

my biggest fear growing up is getting pregnant like mary jesus's mother and no1 would believe i didnt fuck anyone and theyd think im a liar but literally it just got in there

i feel sick i dont wna eat anything its not out of thr ordinary but ive been like this for a week now and even perfumes make me nauseous

so this leads me to the conclusion i might be pregnant with jesus 2.0

help me out
(i wna add im pinning but idk if these r the side effects i feel NAUSEOUS 24/7)

Spoiler

tagging those whove been pregnant ---> @pompompurino @yung foid @Abu bakr @TonyDr @aryaw @BigDihDiddy @BonnieAndClyde

Side effects . Not pregnant

 

[True Spaniard]

Seems like Jesus is coming back again dude

 

[princess]

Side effects . Not pregnant

U dont know ANYTHING catlady

 

[Ghoultune]

My Period is still late. Maybe A porn actress had Virtually impregnated me?

 

[Catlady]

U dont know ANYTHING catlady

on what day of your cycle are u ( menstrual )

 

[princess]

on what day of your cycle are u ( menstrual )

i cant tell u its a secret

 

[Damian Kater]

tagging those whove been pregnant ---> @pompompurino @yung foid @Abu bakr @TonyDr @aryaw @BigDihDiddy @BonnieAndClyde

where's me

 

[Catlady]

i cant tell u its a secret

I will find out

 

[princess]

@Catlady ur dislike repping me bcos i dont wna talk to u ab my menstrual cycle

 

[Mafia bob]

ON @muscipla @aryaw and @ecoli Life this thread is 100% legit

 

[Abu bakr]

ON @muscipla @aryaw and @ecoli Life this thread is 100% legit

n***a tagged the three muslim musketeers

 

[aryaw]

n***a tagged the three muslim musketeers

n***a since when was i muslim mashallah

 

[Catlady]

I found out and this is your baby in 20 years. He’s very gl good job .

 

[Mafia bob]

n***a tagged the three muslim musketeers

But ary is a bhuddist monk

 

[Mafia bob]

n***a since when was i muslim mashallah

Astraghfullah sister

 

[princess]

n***a since when was i muslim mashallah

he thinks cs ur south asian that auto makes u muslim
excuse his tiny shia brain

 

[The Centipede]

Happy Easter.

 

[princess]

I found out and this is your baby in 20 years. He’s very gl good job .View attachment 322862

ts look like nihilius @pompompurino @yung foid

 

[muscipla]

I never ever ever participated in the devils tango i promise im too scared but i think this is a chemical pregnancy

my biggest fear growing up is getting pregnant like mary jesus's mother and no1 would believe i didnt fuck anyone and theyd think im a liar but literally it just got in there

i feel sick i dont wna eat anything its not out of thr ordinary but ive been like this for a week now and even perfumes make me nauseous

so this leads me to the conclusion i might be pregnant with jesus 2.0

help me out
(i wna add im pinning but idk if these r the side effects i feel NAUSEOUS 24/7)

Spoiler

tagging those whove been pregnant ---> @pompompurino @yung foid @Abu bakr @TonyDr @aryaw @BigDihDiddy @BonnieAndClyde

ugh whose alt

 

[aryaw]

he thinks cs ur southeast asian that auto makes u muslim
excuse his tiny shia brain

anything for my muslim brothers n sisters wallahi

 

[aryaw]

ugh whose alt

n***a doesnt know

 

[muscipla]

I found out and this is your baby in 20 years. He’s very gl good job .View attachment 322862

yh abort abort abort

 

[Mafia bob]

he thinks cs ur southeast asian that auto makes u muslim
excuse his tiny shia brain

Abu bakr itself seems like an iraqi name so I presume he knows better doe

 

[muscipla]

n***a doesnt know

n*****s changing names daily

 

[ecoli]

n***a tagged the three muslim musketeers

calling for jihad i see

 

[Catlady]

ts look like nihilius @pompompurino @yung foid

It’s the Dajjal dw .

 

[Mafia bob]

n***a doesnt know

I legit dont tell me

 

[princess]

Abu bakr itself seems like an iraqi name so I presume he knows better doe

he larps being arab as all pakis do

 

[paulyune]

I never ever ever participated in the devils tango i promise im too scared but i think this is a chemical pregnancy

my biggest fear growing up is getting pregnant like mary jesus's mother and no1 would believe i didnt fuck anyone and theyd think im a liar but literally it just got in there

i feel sick i dont wna eat anything its not out of thr ordinary but ive been like this for a week now and even perfumes make me nauseous

so this leads me to the conclusion i might be pregnant with jesus 2.0

help me out
(i wna add im pinning but idk if these r the side effects i feel NAUSEOUS 24/7)

Spoiler

tagging those whove been pregnant ---> @pompompurino @yung foid @Abu bakr @TonyDr @aryaw @BigDihDiddy @BonnieAndClyde

wait remember when Jesus said he was coming back I guess its time

 

[Abu bakr]

@aryaw n***a are you rea

 

[Penalizer69]

It's okay I believe you sis

 

[Mafia bob]

I legit dont tell me

Oh i understand

he larps being arab as all pakis do

I love pakistan i will sacrifice my life for pakistan

 

[Catlady]

wait remember when Jesus said he was coming back I guess its time

EXACTLY IT’S DAJJAL

 

[aryaw]

@aryaw n***a are you rea

why does everyone think that

 

[BonnieAndClyde]

tagging those whove been pregnant --->@BonnieAndClyde

 

[Abu bakr]

why does everyone think that

WHERE is my best friend imretarded

 

[aryaw]

WHERE is my best friend imretarded

i hv no clue

 

[Beatrice.]

n***a tagged the three muslim musketeers

- Abu bakr

 

[Mafia bob]

You sound pretty constipated maybe get some laxatives

 

[Trevorpsl]

That's great tho

 

[Williams]

There’s no scenario where you get pregnant “like that,” if nothing sexual actually happened then this isn’t pregnancy. Constant nausea and sensitivity to smells lines up way more with hormones or whatever you’re taking.

 

[Abu bakr]

There’s no scenario where you get pregnant “like that,” if nothing sexual actually happened then this isn’t pregnancy. Constant nausea and sensitivity to smells lines up way more with hormones or whatever you’re taking.

NAHHH... Bro spit straight facts

 

[Williams]

NAHHH... Bro spit straight facts

Hilarious, "abu bakr"

 

[Glamour]

I never ever ever participated in the devils tango i promise im too scared but i think this is a chemical pregnancy

my biggest fear growing up is getting pregnant like mary jesus's mother and no1 would believe i didnt fuck anyone and theyd think im a liar but literally it just got in there

i feel sick i dont wna eat anything its not out of thr ordinary but ive been like this for a week now and even perfumes make me nauseous

so this leads me to the conclusion i might be pregnant with jesus 2.0

help me out
(i wna add im pinning but idk if these r the side effects i feel NAUSEOUS 24/7)

Spoiler

tagging those whove been pregnant ---> @pompompurino @yung foid @Abu bakr @TonyDr @aryaw @BigDihDiddy @BonnieAndClyde

E pregnancy from abu bakr

 

[aryaw]

E pregnancy from abu bakr

all halal here

 

[yourfavLTB]

So me when my period is late