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"As quoted by Eisler,[26]:393–394,414–415 both Hierosolymitanus and John of Damascus claim that "the Jew Josephus" described Jesus as having had connate eyebrows with googly eyes and being long-faced, crooked and well-grown. In a letter of certain bishops to the Emperor Theophilus, Jesus's height is described as 3 cubits (four foot six), which was also the opinion of Ephrem Syrus (320–379 AD): "God took human form and appeared in the form of three human ells (cubits); he came down to us small of stature." Theodore of Mopsuestia likewise claimed that the appearance of Christ was smaller than that of the children of Jacob (Israel). In the apocryphal Lentulus letter, Jesus is described as having had a reddish complexion, matching Muslim traditions in this respect. Jesus's prediction that he would be taunted "Physician, heal yourself"[31] may suggest that Jesus was indeed physically deformed ("crooked" or hunch-backed), as claimed in the early Christian texts listed above. Justin Martyr, Tertullian, and Ambrose considered lack of physical attractiveness in Jesus as fulfilling the messianic prophecy Suffering Servant narrative of Isaiah 53.[32]"

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The oldest surviving Christ Pantocrator icon, sixth century, Saint Catherine's Monastery, Egypt. Notice the googly eyes.
 
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"As quoted by Eisler,[26]:393–394,414–415 both Hierosolymitanus and John of Damascus claim that "the Jew Josephus" described Jesus as having had connate eyebrows with googly eyes and being long-faced, crooked and well-grown. In a letter of certain bishops to the Emperor Theophilus, Jesus's height is described as 3 cubits (four foot six), which was also the opinion of Ephrem Syrus (320–379 AD): "God took human form and appeared in the form of three human ells (cubits); he came down to us small of stature." Theodore of Mopsuestia likewise claimed that the appearance of Christ was smaller than that of the children of Jacob (Israel). In the apocryphal Lentulus letter, Jesus is described as having had a reddish complexion, matching Muslim traditions in this respect. Jesus's prediction that he would be taunted "Physician, heal yourself"[31] may suggest that Jesus was indeed physically deformed ("crooked" or hunch-backed), as claimed in the early Christian texts listed above. Justin Martyr, Tertullian, and Ambrose considered lack of physical attractiveness in Jesus as fulfilling the messianic prophecy Suffering Servant narrative of Isaiah 53.[32]"

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The oldest surviving Christ Pantocrator icon, sixth century, Saint Catherine's Monastery, Egypt. Notice the googly eyes.
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DNR but gold for effort (DNRBGFE)
 
ose404 said:
all my hard work just for people to reply "DNR" but its wtv because im a iqcel that know my shit
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Eh Jesus was high status tho and liked prostitutes
 
ose404 said:
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/pol/ - Politically Incorrect » Thread #479392861 » /AAAG/ Anti-Abrahamic-Alliance-General: Shinto Saturday​

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"As quoted by Eisler,[26]:393–394,414–415 both Hierosolymitanus and John of Damascus claim that "the Jew Josephus" described Jesus as having had connate eyebrows with googly eyes and being long-faced, crooked and well-grown. In a letter of certain bishops to the Emperor Theophilus, Jesus's height is described as 3 cubits (four foot six), which was also the opinion of Ephrem Syrus (320–379 AD): "God took human form and appeared in the form of three human ells (cubits); he came down to us small of stature." Theodore of Mopsuestia likewise claimed that the appearance of Christ was smaller than that of the children of Jacob (Israel). In the apocryphal Lentulus letter, Jesus is described as having had a reddish complexion, matching Muslim traditions in this respect. Jesus's prediction that he would be taunted "Physician, heal yourself"[31] may suggest that Jesus was indeed physically deformed ("crooked" or hunch-backed), as claimed in the early Christian texts listed above. Justin Martyr, Tertullian, and Ambrose considered lack of physical attractiveness in Jesus as fulfilling the messianic prophecy Suffering Servant narrative of Isaiah 53.[32]"

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The oldest surviving Christ Pantocrator icon, sixth century, Saint Catherine's Monastery, Egypt. Notice the googly eyes.
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Death to 6’4 white Jesus
 
This is what I mean by how it doesn’t make sense to be Christian on a looksmaxxing forum.
 
ose404 said:
If your a Christian and has to pray to a trucel then that's how you know it's truly over.
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This is genuinely the most offensive thing I’ve probably ever read on this forum BY FAR💀
 
ose404 said:
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"As quoted by Eisler,[26]:393–394,414–415 both Hierosolymitanus and John of Damascus claim that "the Jew Josephus" described Jesus as having had connate eyebrows with googly eyes and being long-faced, crooked and well-grown. In a letter of certain bishops to the Emperor Theophilus, Jesus's height is described as 3 cubits (four foot six), which was also the opinion of Ephrem Syrus (320–379 AD): "God took human form and appeared in the form of three human ells (cubits); he came down to us small of stature." Theodore of Mopsuestia likewise claimed that the appearance of Christ was smaller than that of the children of Jacob (Israel). In the apocryphal Lentulus letter, Jesus is described as having had a reddish complexion, matching Muslim traditions in this respect. Jesus's prediction that he would be taunted "Physician, heal yourself"[31] may suggest that Jesus was indeed physically deformed ("crooked" or hunch-backed), as claimed in the early Christian texts listed above. Justin Martyr, Tertullian, and Ambrose considered lack of physical attractiveness in Jesus as fulfilling the messianic prophecy Suffering Servant narrative of Isaiah 53.[32]"

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The oldest surviving Christ Pantocrator icon, sixth century, Saint Catherine's Monastery, Egypt. Notice the googly eyes.
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"As quoted by Eisler,[26]:393–394,414–415 both Hierosolymitanus and John of Damascus claim that "the Jew Josephus" described Jesus as having had connate eyebrows with googly eyes and being long-faced, crooked and well-grown. In a letter of certain bishops to the Emperor Theophilus, Jesus's height is described as 3 cubits (four foot six), which was also the opinion of Ephrem Syrus (320–379 AD): "God took human form and appeared in the form of three human ells (cubits); he came down to us small of stature." Theodore of Mopsuestia likewise claimed that the appearance of Christ was smaller than that of the children of Jacob (Israel). In the apocryphal Lentulus letter, Jesus is described as having had a reddish complexion, matching Muslim traditions in this respect. Jesus's prediction that he would be taunted "Physician, heal yourself"[31] may suggest that Jesus was indeed physically deformed ("crooked" or hunch-backed), as claimed in the early Christian texts listed above. Justin Martyr, Tertullian, and Ambrose considered lack of physical attractiveness in Jesus as fulfilling the messianic prophecy Suffering Servant narrative of Isaiah 53.[32]"

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The oldest surviving Christ Pantocrator icon, sixth century, Saint Catherine's Monastery, Egypt. Notice the googly eyes.
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The image you cite is a synthesis of early Christian, Byzantine, and later medieval traditions that sought to depict what Jesus may have looked like, but none of which can be taken as historically accurate. The claim that Josephus described Jesus as having connate eyebrows, googly eyes, and a long, crooked face actually comes from later apocryphal traditions and speculative reconstructions—Eisler in the 20th century infamously tried to "restore" a lost Josephus passage that no manuscript actually preserves, so it's not authentic. Likewise, portrayals of Jesus as "three cubits tall" or "small of stature" are found in poetic or symbolic writings by writers like Ephrem the Syrian and Theodore of Mopsuestia, where "small" indicates divine humility—God humbling Himself—and not physical shortness. The Lentulus letter, portraying Jesus as having a reddish complexion, is an acknowledged Renaissance forgery created centuries later, most probably to give painters a basis for portraits. The early theologians such as Justin Martyr, Tertullian, and Ambrose preferred to see Jesus's supposed ugliness as a fulfillment of the "Suffering Servant" prophecy in Isaiah 53—"he had no beauty that we should desire him"—so that physical ugliness became a theological statement about suffering and humility. The argument that the words of Jesus "Physician, heal yourself" in the Gospels imply physical ugliness is a modern speculative interpretation without text or historical basis; the Gospels' reference is to skepticism of his miracles, not his appearance. Taken together, these depictions are suggestive of early Christian efforts to interpret Christ's humanity symbolically rather than biographically—his ugliness or plainness symbolized his humility and suffering, while later descriptions of beauty and luminosity symbolized divinity. Modern historians agree that there are no reliable ancient descriptions of Jesus's physical appearance; all of these portrayals are theological, poetic, or fictional rather than eyewitness in nature, revealing far more about how different eras understood the meaning of Jesus than about his physical appearance.
 
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im so serious
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Calling Jesus a “truecel” is wild disrespect, because it turns a spiritual and historical figure into a meme-level subject of incel hierarchy talk. You’re reducing someone whose message was about detachment, compassion, and transcendence into a guy who supposedly “failed the dating market.” That’s not analysis — that’s projection.

In looksmaxxing terms, you’re trying to rate God on a PSL scale. You’re applying SMV logic to someone who literally preached that human value isn’t tied to appearance or social validation. Labeling him a “truecel” implies he was low-tier by modern beauty standards — short, unattractive, no social proof — but that’s basically using blackpill language to mock rather than understand.

It’s also antisemitic-coded, because a lot of those old “unattractive Jesus” depictions were rooted in stereotypes about Jewish features. So when people call him a “truecel,” they’re unintentionally echoing centuries of racialized beauty bias — turning prejudice into punchline.

If anything, Jesus was the ultimate “looksmaxx rejection arc” — the guy who didn’t play the game at all. Calling him a truecel misses the point entirely. He wasn’t an involuntary anything; he transcended the whole concept of validation.
 
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"As quoted by Eisler,[26]:393–394,414–415 both Hierosolymitanus and John of Damascus claim that "the Jew Josephus" described Jesus as having had connate eyebrows with googly eyes and being long-faced, crooked and well-grown. In a letter of certain bishops to the Emperor Theophilus, Jesus's height is described as 3 cubits (four foot six), which was also the opinion of Ephrem Syrus (320–379 AD): "God took human form and appeared in the form of three human ells (cubits); he came down to us small of stature." Theodore of Mopsuestia likewise claimed that the appearance of Christ was smaller than that of the children of Jacob (Israel). In the apocryphal Lentulus letter, Jesus is described as having had a reddish complexion, matching Muslim traditions in this respect. Jesus's prediction that he would be taunted "Physician, heal yourself"[31] may suggest that Jesus was indeed physically deformed ("crooked" or hunch-backed), as claimed in the early Christian texts listed above. Justin Martyr, Tertullian, and Ambrose considered lack of physical attractiveness in Jesus as fulfilling the messianic prophecy Suffering Servant narrative of Isaiah 53.[32]"

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The oldest surviving Christ Pantocrator icon, sixth century, Saint Catherine's Monastery, Egypt. Notice the googly eyes.
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Shitty ass
 
idioteque said:
Calling Jesus a “truecel” is wild disrespect, because it turns a spiritual and historical figure into a meme-level subject of incel hierarchy talk. You’re reducing someone whose message was about detachment, compassion, and transcendence into a guy who supposedly “failed the dating market.” That’s not analysis — that’s projection.

In looksmaxxing terms, you’re trying to rate God on a PSL scale. You’re applying SMV logic to someone who literally preached that human value isn’t tied to appearance or social validation. Labeling him a “truecel” implies he was low-tier by modern beauty standards — short, unattractive, no social proof — but that’s basically using blackpill language to mock rather than understand.

It’s also antisemitic-coded, because a lot of those old “unattractive Jesus” depictions were rooted in stereotypes about Jewish features. So when people call him a “truecel,” they’re unintentionally echoing centuries of racialized beauty bias — turning prejudice into punchline.

If anything, Jesus was the ultimate “looksmaxx rejection arc” — the guy who didn’t play the game at all. Calling him a truecel misses the point entirely. He wasn’t an involuntary anything; he transcended the whole concept of validation.
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Hes an smv maxxed giga mogger.
 
idioteque said:
Calling Jesus a “truecel” is wild disrespect, because it turns a spiritual and historical figure into a meme-level subject of incel hierarchy talk. You’re reducing someone whose message was about detachment, compassion, and transcendence into a guy who supposedly “failed the dating market.” That’s not analysis — that’s projection.

In looksmaxxing terms, you’re trying to rate God on a PSL scale. You’re applying SMV logic to someone who literally preached that human value isn’t tied to appearance or social validation. Labeling him a “truecel” implies he was low-tier by modern beauty standards — short, unattractive, no social proof — but that’s basically using blackpill language to mock rather than understand.

It’s also antisemitic-coded, because a lot of those old “unattractive Jesus” depictions were rooted in stereotypes about Jewish features. So when people call him a “truecel,” they’re unintentionally echoing centuries of racialized beauty bias — turning prejudice into punchline.

If anything, Jesus was the ultimate “looksmaxx rejection arc” — the guy who didn’t play the game at all. Calling him a truecel misses the point entirely. He wasn’t an involuntary anything; he transcended the whole concept of validation.
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Call it disrespect if you want, but Christ was literally the prototype of the ‘cel’ who transcended flesh. While people chase validation, He turned deprivation into divinity. That’s not blackpill that’s Godmode.
 
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