little things shouldnt have calories

[</3]

bro youre a chia seed
youre so small youre literally a baby why are you so evil and fattening?

 

[yourfavLTB]

Fr

 

[snow]

How many calories does this lil n***a have

Need to know before I eat him

 

[</3]

How many calories does this lil n***a have
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Need to know before I eat him

im seeing atleast 7 grams of protein right there

 

[muscipla]

b-but i don’t have calories

 

[Orka]

i pretend they don’t

 

[giga.mia]

Exactly

 

[BigDihDiddy]

bro youre a chia seed
youre so small youre literally a baby why are you so evil and fattening?

Because u don’t eat 1 chia seed we all know ur fatass ate so much of them if u shit out everything at a time it would come out as a 8 ft line of shit

 

[Newday]

Chia seeds are toxic

 

[</3]

Because u don’t eat 1 chia seed we all know ur fatass ate so much of them if u shit out everything at a time it would come out as a 8 ft line of shit

whatever bro

 

[</3]

Chia seeds are toxic

holy fuck

 

[Newday]

holy fuck
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Full of phytic acid which binds to minerals like zinc, calcium etc.

The omega 3s are in ALA form which your body cannot use, it can try to convert it to EPA and DHA but the conversion rate ends up below 5% or just none at all.

Polyunsaturated oils have multiple double bonds making them sensitive, they are very prone to oxidation which you don’t want in your cell membranes.

 

[Grilldaddy❤️]

TCD

 

[TonyDr]

bro youre a chia seed
youre so small youre literally a baby why are you so evil and fattening?

Overmarketed over-expensive health scam

Even eating potatoes and chickpeas contain less calories than that

 

[</3]

Full of phytic acid which binds to minerals like zinc, calcium etc.

The omega 3s are in ALA form which your body cannot use, it can try to convert it to EPA and DHA but the conversion rate ends up below 5% or just none at all.

Polyunsaturated oils have multiple double bonds making them sensitive, they are very prone to oxidation which you don’t want in your cell membranes.

yo holy shit
thank you i had no idea
man im going to have to thoroughly research every food i eat atp nothing is safe

 

[</3]

Overmarketed over-expensive health scam

Even eating potatoes and chickpeas contain less calories than that

yh yh ik i just love their texture tbh but i fr lowk didn’t know they were more evil beyond js the cals