Middle East delta force story

[Deleted Member 87111]

When we went over there to take out borat, his entire compound we flooded it with water so that we can run a submarine in his house. I was absolutely hurling grenades like 50 of them so we could destroy the walls and get the water in quicker. You might think I am bullshiting to make myself look cooler and sell my book but I am. Delta force we are the guys you dont want to see, you see us in your nightmares

 

[Thebird]

you're so manly i will be bottom once we meetup

 

[kornfan]

When we went over there to take out borat, his entire compound we flooded it with water so that we can run a submarine in his house. I was absolutely hurling grenades like 50 of them so we could destroy the walls and get the water in quicker. You might think I am bullshiting to make myself look cooler and sell my book but I am. Delta force we are the guys you dont want to see, you see us in your nightmares

i saw you in my wet dream (wet because i dreamt about your submarine experience and wet because i was fucking demons out of you)

 

[Deleted Member 87111]

i saw you in my wet dream (wet because i dreamt about your submarine experience and wet because i was fucking demons out of you)

Son I killed Middle Eastern civilians with a fucking broomstick. You think delta force is a FUCKING JOKE? I would castrate you with safety scissors

 

[kornfan]

Son I killed Middle Eastern civilians with a fucking broomstick. You think delta force is a FUCKING JOKE? I would castrate you with safety scissors

only delta you ever heard of is the delta in 6th grade physics class

 

[Deleted Member 87111]

only delta you ever heard of is the delta in 6th grade physics class

I my favorite song is the ABCs

 

[kornfan]

I my favorite song is the ABCs

god forbid if i sang the abcs in kindergarten i would’ve had all the foids jumping on me

 

[Deleted Member 87111]

Later after the raid I clicked the wall and it opened up because Hitler was there. I had to fight Hitler on a dinosaur robot

 

[Thebird]

Later after the raid I clicked the wall and it opened up because Hitler was there. I had to fight Hitler on a dinosaur robot

high t bvll

 

[BigDihDiddy]

This chit is so absurd it’s funny imagine flooding a terrorists house with water just to get a submarine in there