Mormons keep knocking at my door

[dontcallthemfoidsbro]

I live way too close to one of their churches
One of their missionaries has been here like 5 times already and he keeps fucking asking to come inside
Like no. Obviously not.
See, if anyone else was doing this itd be considered creepy and also very much illegal, but just because theye heavily religious and wear suits suddenly its all rainbows and sunshine.

 

[typhon]

Are you a moron? Ahah.

 

[typhon]

Imagine this particular dude just has so fixation on you.

 

[dontcallthemfoidsbro]

Imagine this particular dude just has so fixation on you.

Ive considered this before and made up a whole story around it in my mind that id rather just forget to be honest

 

[GlorytoLord]

I live way too close to one of their churches
One of their missionaries has been here like 5 times already and he keeps fucking asking to come inside
Like no. Obviously not.
See, if anyone else was doing this itd be considered creepy and also very much illegal, but just because theye heavily religious and wear suits suddenly its all rainbows and sunshine.

Call the cops omg that's creepy

Wait they won't do shi

 

[vivi]

Ive considered this before and made up a whole story around it in my mind that id rather just forget to be honest

make a tgread about it

 

[typhon]

Ive considered this before and made up a whole story around it in my mind that id rather just forget to be honest

But it's cute if he's Chad.

Does he look good?

 

[dontcallthemfoidsbro]

But it's cute hit he's Chad.

Does he look good?

Hes 18, and yet it feels wrong for me to make any judgment on his looks as he looks prepubescent, like a 12 year old. So much so i believed he was a child in need of support at my door the first time he was there

 

[typhon]

Hes 18, and yet it feels wrong for me to make any judgment on his looks as he looks prepubescent, like a 12 year old. So much so i believed he was a child in need of support at my door the first time he was there

I take it you're older?

Probably just autism, or some self imposed misunderstanding of social circumstance.

 

[dontcallthemfoidsbro]

I take it you're older?

Probably just autism, or some self imposed misunderstanding of social circumstance.

I am not above the age of 18, Im just about 16
And yes, I agree with that conclusion

 

[ownerofwasia]

I live way too close to one of their churches
One of their missionaries has been here like 5 times already and he keeps fucking asking to come inside
Like no. Obviously not.
See, if anyone else was doing this itd be considered creepy and also very much illegal, but just because theye heavily religious and wear suits suddenly its all rainbows and sunshine.

I used to sign my opps and ex up for Mormon visitations

 

[dontcallthemfoidsbro]

I used to sign my opps and ex up for Mormon visitations

Lowkey gotta start doing this, signed up my old math teacher in 7th grade for the scientology newsletter once

 

[ownerofwasia]

Lowkey gotta start doing this, signed up my old math teacher in 7th grade for the scientology newsletter once

U js gave me an idea