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286g creatine (still loading)
256g whey isolate
16 scoops pre (anything under 10 is placebo)
caffeine (measured in horses killed)
11 Monster Ultras
7 black coffees
beta alanine until i start receiving government frequencies
citrulline until my veins cast shadows
fish oil (straight from Exxon)
magnesium because Huberman said "sleep"
zinc (testmaxxing)
collagen (PSL protocol)
3 multivitamins because they stack, probably
2 cans of Zyn
17 beers (electrolytes)
half a bottle of vodka (sleepmaxxing)
half a bottle of Gamer Girl Bathwater
9 joints (cortisol annihilation)
one edible
another edible because "this hoe ain't shit"
another edible because " these hoes ain't shit
4 hours later reading a 200-page thread on cranial sutures and negative orbital vectors
raw milk
beef liver
tap water (misclick)
daily routine
wake up
check PSL
mew
drink coffee
argue with strangers about seed oils
skip legs
buy another £300 of supplements because some 17-year-old with a TikTok account said magnesium mogs glycinate now
go to bed convinced tomorrow is the glow up
side effects
my piss has supplement facts
my blood type is Monster Ultra White
Amazon thinks i'm a commercial business
the cashier asks "same again?" before i even walk in
mosquitoes bite me once and start shadowboxing
my liver keeps trying to clock out
doctor asked what i was taking so i sent him a screenshot instead
still somehow DYEL
natty btw
256g whey isolate
16 scoops pre (anything under 10 is placebo)
caffeine (measured in horses killed)
11 Monster Ultras
7 black coffees
beta alanine until i start receiving government frequencies
citrulline until my veins cast shadows
fish oil (straight from Exxon)
magnesium because Huberman said "sleep"
zinc (testmaxxing)
collagen (PSL protocol)
3 multivitamins because they stack, probably
2 cans of Zyn
17 beers (electrolytes)
half a bottle of vodka (sleepmaxxing)
half a bottle of Gamer Girl Bathwater
9 joints (cortisol annihilation)
one edible
another edible because "this hoe ain't shit"
another edible because " these hoes ain't shit
4 hours later reading a 200-page thread on cranial sutures and negative orbital vectors
raw milk
beef liver
tap water (misclick)
daily routine
wake up
check PSL
mew
drink coffee
argue with strangers about seed oils
skip legs
buy another £300 of supplements because some 17-year-old with a TikTok account said magnesium mogs glycinate now
go to bed convinced tomorrow is the glow up
side effects
my piss has supplement facts
my blood type is Monster Ultra White
Amazon thinks i'm a commercial business
the cashier asks "same again?" before i even walk in
mosquitoes bite me once and start shadowboxing
my liver keeps trying to clock out
doctor asked what i was taking so i sent him a screenshot instead
still somehow DYEL
natty btw
