Theory Punching theory

[sexlesstosexles]

Male features seem to be predomantly about being punched in the face.

- Brad pitt jawline (forgot the science terminology, but its the two bones on the rear and sides of the jaw) makes jaw more robust for being punched in the face.

- Caveman ogre browbone to make someone's fist hurt for punching you in the forehead or eyes.

- Hunter eyes instead of bug eyes for reducing chance of eye injury from a punch.

- Female hormones redirect fat to the midface, male hormones put fat on the jaw to cause ugly saggy jawline, causing more cushion when punched in the jaw protecting the jaw more. Jaw is most common area to be punched and the cheekbone is robust already

- Wide shoulders to generate more torque when punching

- Most males have small testicles and small pp to make them more effective in combat, balls r a weak point


Probably these features are so common in males, because males lacking the features did not survive as long and thus did not reproduce as much

 

[Nihilus]

thats a valid point

 

[sexlesstosexles]

played ea's ufc just lol. regen health no realism or sense of progression its like my punches do nothing they are a sponge. doesn't feel like RL fighting at all whatsoever everything feels input lagged even in single player offline mode. ronda rousey looks more feminine than all the cis females lol. playing on male mode seems like a game meant for gay homosexual males, if someone is not a gay homosexual male they should play on woman only mode lol or go play some japanese fighting games.

 

[Nihilus]

played ea's ufc just lol. regen health no realism or sense of progression its like my punches do nothing they are a sponge. doesn't feel like RL fighting at all whatsoever everything feels input lagged even in single player offline mode. ronda rousey looks more feminine than all the cis females lol. playing on male mode seems like a game meant for gay homosexual males, if someone is not a gay homosexual male they should play on woman only mode lol or go play some japanese fighting games.

bro have you ever fought IRL

 

[sexlesstosexles]

bro have you ever fought IRL

yes its much more exciting than that game

and real life dont lag

 

[Scrunchables]

And that's our curse. Technological innovation and evolutions in philosophy have lifted us out of the unga bunga era, but due to not evolving out of our unga bunga, biologically preprogrammed monkey nature, we continue to judge each other based on said unga bunga standards. Those who do not excel in the unga bunga department, even if they possess advantageous traits for modern society, will be bullied and belittled by other monkeys. Society is ruled by monkeythought.

 

[Scrunchables]

Also W thread and the ufc rant was funny

 

[sigma]

true

 

[Whitepill]

Also W thread and the ufc rant was funny

Is this .org scrunchables?

 

[allexxs]

Male features seem to be predomantly about being punched in the face.

- Brad pitt jawline (forgot the science terminology, but its the two bones on the rear and sides of the jaw) makes jaw more robust for being punched in the face.

- Caveman ogre browbone to make someone's fist hurt for punching you in the forehead or eyes.

- Hunter eyes instead of bug eyes for reducing chance of eye injury from a punch.

- Female hormones redirect fat to the midface, male hormones put fat on the jaw to cause ugly saggy jawline, causing more cushion when punched in the jaw protecting the jaw more. Jaw is most common area to be punched and the cheekbone is robust already

- Wide shoulders to generate more torque when punching

- Most males have small testicles and small pp to make them more effective in combat, balls r a weak point


Probably these features are so common in males, because males lacking the features did not survive as long and thus did not reproduce as much

finally some high iq