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guys in the last 20 minutes something horrible happened to me
First 5 Minutes:
- so my laptop was connected to my phones hotspot okay. but then my mom stepped out, WITH my phone in her hand, and she walked away somewhere that i didnt know.
- then, obviously my phone disconnected to the hotspot so i was like damn alright ill wait for her to come back.
- so then i waited for like 5 minutes with no internet no nothing just listening to the one song i was listening to on loop, before i was like fuck this im gonna go do something
First 15 Minutes:
- so then i went to the bathroom and played around with my makeup and contoured my face a lot and it turned out pretty good so at least thats one win.
- but then after like 10 minutes of horsing around i realized its been quite a bit right. so i start kinda panicking like what if someone kidnapped my mom oh fuck.
- and then i hear some old guy walking past my door saying something like "yeah that was bitch juice".
- so obviously i was like what the fuck. and then i thought oh my god what if they ate my mom or something like a serial killer.
Last 5 Minutes:
- then i tried calling her on the hotel phone. lo and behold the FUCKING PHONE DOESNT WORK. so obviously this isnt a coincidence and the whole hotel plotted this out in order to rob us.
- so now im like fuck maybe i should go outside and check where she is. but then if i do that, with my card, maybe im walking straight into their trap and the second i walk outside theyre gonna kidnap me too.
- so then im like nevermind.
- so i try sending an email to my dad:
and obviously it doesnt fucking SEND because i didnt have internet.
yeah and just now my mom came back with my phone which is why i have the internet to post this thread
First 5 Minutes:
- so my laptop was connected to my phones hotspot okay. but then my mom stepped out, WITH my phone in her hand, and she walked away somewhere that i didnt know.
- then, obviously my phone disconnected to the hotspot so i was like damn alright ill wait for her to come back.
- so then i waited for like 5 minutes with no internet no nothing just listening to the one song i was listening to on loop, before i was like fuck this im gonna go do something
First 15 Minutes:
- so then i went to the bathroom and played around with my makeup and contoured my face a lot and it turned out pretty good so at least thats one win.
- but then after like 10 minutes of horsing around i realized its been quite a bit right. so i start kinda panicking like what if someone kidnapped my mom oh fuck.
- and then i hear some old guy walking past my door saying something like "yeah that was bitch juice".
- so obviously i was like what the fuck. and then i thought oh my god what if they ate my mom or something like a serial killer.
Last 5 Minutes:
- then i tried calling her on the hotel phone. lo and behold the FUCKING PHONE DOESNT WORK. so obviously this isnt a coincidence and the whole hotel plotted this out in order to rob us.
- so now im like fuck maybe i should go outside and check where she is. but then if i do that, with my card, maybe im walking straight into their trap and the second i walk outside theyre gonna kidnap me too.
- so then im like nevermind.
- so i try sending an email to my dad:
and obviously it doesnt fucking SEND because i didnt have internet.
yeah and just now my mom came back with my phone which is why i have the internet to post this thread
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