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“Hear ye, hear ye! My fellow subordinates, it is I, Canthoplasty, sovereign ruler of this most esteemed kingdom!”
By royal decree, I hereby seek honorable citizens to fill the sacred roles within my court. Those of noble spirit (or at least decent Wi-Fi) may apply for positions as follows:
Royal Family
King: @canthoplasty (Me)
Step forward, brave souls, and declare your allegiance to the crown!
By royal decree, I hereby seek honorable citizens to fill the sacred roles within my court. Those of noble spirit (or at least decent Wi-Fi) may apply for positions as follows:
Royal Family
King: @canthoplasty (Me)
- Queen Consort — My royal partner in ruling, diplomacy, and judging royal fashion disasters
- Prince / Princess — Heirs to the throne, trained in etiquette, warfare, and dramatic exits
- Royal Sibling — Trusted family of the crown, often involved in political “disagreements”
- Royal Advisor — The voice of reason (or chaos), responsible for guiding the king’s decisions
- Grand Chancellor — Oversees laws, decrees, and paperwork that no one else wants to read
- Court Jester — Keeper of laughter, memes, and questionable life choices
- Royal Scribe — Records history, royal proclamations, and embarrassing royal moments
- Captain of the Royal Guard — Commands the knights and protects the throne (and snacks)
- Royal Knight — Sworn defender of the kingdom, dragon negotiator, occasional dungeon visitor
- Warden of the Realm — Oversees prisons, security, and suspiciously quiet peasants
- High Treasurer — Controls the kingdom’s gold, taxes, and budget complaints
- Master of Trade — Manages merchants, alliances, and suspiciously good deals
- Royal Messenger — Delivers decrees, gossip, and urgent scrolls at high speed
- Nobles — Landowners and influencers of the kingdom
- Knights-in-Training — Aspiring warriors and hopefuls of glory
- Citizens of the Realm — The backbone of the kingdom
- The rest shall be peasants!!!
Step forward, brave souls, and declare your allegiance to the crown!