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Shoutout to Neymar for inspiring this thread
Things I’ve put up my ass:
-Back of a screwdriver when I was 15, felt amazing tbh.
-An egg. I wanted to see how it felt when the chickens did it.
-I had a bulky pen, which was cylinder shaped and completely smooth and rounded at the end. It wasn't massively girthy, but it was better than nothing. I really got the urge to play with my arse and thus, I used that.
-Frozen hot dog just because it seemed pretty penis like
-At age 13 the hose of a bicycle pump, which I then pumped.
-A shot glass. It almost got lost in there and i went full panic mode until it came out on its own.
Things I’ve put up my ass:
-Back of a screwdriver when I was 15, felt amazing tbh.
-An egg. I wanted to see how it felt when the chickens did it.
-I had a bulky pen, which was cylinder shaped and completely smooth and rounded at the end. It wasn't massively girthy, but it was better than nothing. I really got the urge to play with my arse and thus, I used that.
-Frozen hot dog just because it seemed pretty penis like
-At age 13 the hose of a bicycle pump, which I then pumped.
-A shot glass. It almost got lost in there and i went full panic mode until it came out on its own.