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Things I’ve put up my ass

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Things I’ve put up my ass:

-Back of a screwdriver when I was 15, felt amazing tbh.

-An egg. I wanted to see how it felt when the chickens did it.

-I had a bulky pen, which was cylinder shaped and completely smooth and rounded at the end. It wasn't massively girthy, but it was better than nothing. I really got the urge to play with my arse and thus, I used that.

-Frozen hot dog just because it seemed pretty penis like

-At age 13 the hose of a bicycle pump, which I then pumped.

-A shot glass. It almost got lost in there and i went full panic mode until it came out on its own.
 
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Things I’ve put up my ass:

-Back of a screwdriver when I was 15, felt amazing tbh.

-An egg. I wanted to see how it felt when the chickens did it.

-I had a bulky pen, which was cylinder shaped and completely smooth and rounded at the end. It wasn't massively girthy, but it was better than nothing. I really got the urge to play with my arse and thus, I used that.

-Frozen hot dog just because it seemed pretty penis like

-At age 13 the hose of a bicycle pump, which I then pumped.

-A shot glass. It almost got lost in there and i went full panic mode until it came out on its own.
Some things… are better left not said
 
-An egg. I wanted to see how it felt when the chickens did it.
-At age 13 the hose of a bicycle pump, which I then pumped.

these 2 are giga creative
 
I had a girlfriend who used one of my T-shirts that I had lent her for personal use, she returned it to me in questionable condition.
That’s insane💀💀

Don’t lie tho you had a sniff
 
ever tried one of those pritt sticks u know the glue stick ones
 
Shoutout to Neymar for inspiring this thread
View attachment 85975

Things I’ve put up my ass:

-Back of a screwdriver when I was 15, felt amazing tbh.

-An egg. I wanted to see how it felt when the chickens did it.

-I had a bulky pen, which was cylinder shaped and completely smooth and rounded at the end. It wasn't massively girthy, but it was better than nothing. I really got the urge to play with my arse and thus, I used that.

-Frozen hot dog just because it seemed pretty penis like

-At age 13 the hose of a bicycle pump, which I then pumped.

-A shot glass. It almost got lost in there and i went full panic mode until it came out on its own.
What a harlot.
 
I think the girl still has a yellow ochre jacket of mine that I didn't like and didn't look good on me because I'm pale.
She’s probably done nasty things with that jacket bro.

Take it as a compliment lol
 

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