Almighty Sigma Wolf
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So it has come to my attention that some goobers are still loyal to
they must be confused when it comes to the immense aura of the letter "T" (those who know/foreshadowing).. tiki tiki is NOT included
So its time to EVISCERATE tiki tiki phonk......... Permanently
I will do this by destroying its 3 guardian plebs
Starting with
Now.. to destroy le cat, I must find her core phonk
the one that governs her soul.. and DESTROY it with mine ...Hmm I need to listen to the phonk vibrations in her core .... Bum bum bum .... Bailalo... Gozalo... I HEAR IT!! COME FORTH!
Don't overlap le phonks
QUICK WHILE ITS RELEASED! YARA YARA, AURA OF LETTER "T" SUMMONING!! TRIPLE TTT
TUNG, MAKE LE CAT LADY
Triple T: "yes.. I'll have a chat with her.."
Catlady reaction:
Bam! Fwish! Boom! Poww! KABLOOM!!
T-Tung... W-Where is she ..
Tung: "It was already Tu-Tu-Tung late for le gato to change her phonko"
*Gulp*
O-Okay tung... Guess there's 2 more to go... Uhm why don't you rest....
Yay!! 1 down less go! 2 more TIKITIKI guardians to drop er uh convert
Hmmm next on the convertee list would be
Hmm this shouldn't be very hard... Paulyuneo's core phonk should be easy to locate ...
Listen to her core vibrations.. bum bum bum... Passo...
NO WAY I HAVE TO RU-
*Booooooom chakalaka*
B-bleh... W-What was that
Paulyune: "moohaha do you see the power of my core phonk now sigma
Paulyune: "now it's time I finish this"
QUICK SPECIAL YARA YARA PHONK SUMMONING! AURA OF LETTER "T" TOOOOM PEAAAAAARL!!!
TOM PEARL!! I KNEW YOUD COME WHEN YOU HEARD LE YARA YARA !!! I NEED YOUR HELP TO DEFEAT PASSO BEM SOLTO
Tom pearl: "a mid level phonk like passo bem solto thinks they can hold their own against me? Plot pearl
(HOLY SHIT I TRIED FINDING ANOTHER PICTURE OF THIS GUY BUT I DIDNT ACTUALLY KNOW WHO HE WAS BUT WTF HOLY SHIT <- LITERALLY WTF
Begone phonkigger
Paulyune: "ew bro wtf are you doing" (those who know what he's doing
Paulyune: "OMG I'm going to be sick ..
*Starts puking guts out*
*Dies*
Holy easy, (those who know why I didn't say holy shit)
Looks like there's only one last tiki guardian left
No need to question his core phonk
I can handle it ..
I've been saving this for this moment
YARA YARA PHONKO !!!!!!!!!!!!
SUMMONING THE GRAND GENERALS OF THE AURA OF LETTER "T" TROLLFACE AAAAAAAAAAANDDDDDD TOOOOOOOOM
Holy fucking aura
Tom handle this one yourself
Tom: *too nonchalant and aura to say anything*
Fuck that was so easy, I knew it would be a clean sweep for le yara yara phonk.
I'm glad I had just enough summonings of letters "T" aura to deal with them
So glad there wasn't another one
*A mysterious voice bellows in the distance*
W-What... But I... I DEFEATED YOU
@Hibiscus : "I'm not finished yet ... There is one last song....
NO!! NOT THAT PLEAASE
Bleeeeh *sigma blows up*
Booooooooooooom bam bam pooow!
*THE END*