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When i think about something with even the smallest semblance of complexity the unmatched power of my mind causes wide-spread public disorder as my nervous system emits strong electromagnetic interference that instantaneously destroys electronic infrastructure. My balls are comprised of pure tungetsen metal that causes magnitude-6 level earthquakes in my immediate vicinity when left unchecked; I've come to remedy this by absorbing the metal throughout my body & repurposing it as an impenetrable outer-shell that protects me from the countless hoards of sleeper-agent goyim who's sole mission is to extract my divine DNA to mass-produce my subspecies of Übermensch slayer. You can't even read a one-paragraph long thread, we're not the same