Discussion Whale harpoon

[Clone]

I asked my mom if she could avoid a whale harpoon at 600 meters said just said "no I'm old"

A whale harpoon leaves a cannon at a velocity of around 90–100 meters per second you would have 6 seconds to react and they would warn you before hand I feel like athletes or people in shape could do this ez

 

[zangtens]

it wont hit me even if i stand still

 

[Whitepill]

Id win

 

[N30N]

If I know about it beforehand, then I think I've got it.

 

[Clone]

it wont hit me even if i stand still

Cope

 

[TonyDr]

LTNs on Tinder trying to get fatties be like :

 

[Clone]

Id win

If I know about it beforehand, then I think I've got it.

Yeah it would be crazy story to tell your grandkids

 

[TonyDr]

I can't ask mom for a whale harpoon for christmas anymore

 

[Clone]

@sigma could you?

 

[choripan]

I can't ask mom for a whale harpoon for christmas anymore

Cuz woke

 

[TonyDr]

Cuz woke

?

 

[choripan]

?

Because of woke
It's a joke

Whysoserius

 

[TonyDr]

Because of woke
It's a joke
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Whysoserius

still didn't get it, i mean, explain

 

[Deleted member 42538]

I asked my mom if she could avoid a whale harpoon at 600 meters said just said "no I'm old"
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A whale harpoon leaves a cannon at a velocity of around 90–100 meters per second you would have 6 seconds to react and they would warn you before hand I feel like athletes or people in shape could do this ez
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yes

 

[choripan]

still didn't get it, i mean, explain

You said "I can't ... anymore"
So I said "cuz woke" (because of woke) as a joke referring to the people saying that you can't do anything "because of woke"

 

[Clone]

Bump need more votes

 

[Deleted Member 30141]

@sigma could you?

dont mean to be a party pooper, but the chances are extremely low even if ur an athlete

 

[Clone]

dont mean to be a party pooper, but the chances are extremely low even if ur an athlete

Cooope anythings possible just have to take the hard step of actually doing something

 

[TonyDr]

You said "I can't ... anymore"
So I said "cuz woke" (because of woke) as a joke referring to the people saying that you can't do anything "because of woke"

Don't hesitate to dnr chorizopan