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On the left side we have the BULL
On the right side we have @UMTN
We will be battling these 2 in terms of different stats and the guy with the most points wins
1. Strength
This easily goes to the BULL as if you can see he got some sick ass boxing skills
CURRENT SCORE
THE BULL 1 - 0 UMTN
2. Speed
After careful consideration I'm giving speed to UMTN, because of this sole reason
He hangs around with a lot of black people, and as we know black people are fast, so the n*****s taught umtn the speed justu technique so he can sprint at 150% of the average speed
CURRENT SCORE THE BULL 1-1 UMTN
3. Durability
And for durability the BULL takes this easily, as we know the BULL loves BBC
No average man can take BBC so frequently, you need superhuman durability for that, not only that but I'd assume the BULL has access to oil in order to oil up for the BBC, if he covers his whole body in oil all attacks will deflect off him because he's so slippery
CURRENT SCORE THE BULL 2 - 1 UMTN
4. Intelligence
While the BULL is mentally retarded, @UMTN frequently hangs out with black people making me think he's not that intelligent, I'll make this one a draw
CURRENT SCORE THE BULL 3 - 2 UMTN
5. FINAL ROUND, ABILITIES
While umtn has the upper hand agility and speed wise the BULL is not only durable, but if he covers his body with oil and has enough oil reserves he could oilbend the oil on some avatar shit and throw long range attacks, this feat alone solos UMTN, although if we trace back a few sentences we can see that UMTN hangs around with a lot of black people, and as we know black people love to jump people, so despite the oil and durability the amount of BBCs would be too much for the BULL and he would inevitability die
FINAL SCORE THE BULL 0 (DEAD) - 2 UMTN
THIS IS WHAT THE FIGHT WOULD LOOK LIKE IF IT HAPPENED
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@Blackpillirony @hoodsickle @genio @BigDihDiddy ⚦ @ecoli
On the right side we have @UMTN
We will be battling these 2 in terms of different stats and the guy with the most points wins
1. Strength
This easily goes to the BULL as if you can see he got some sick ass boxing skills
CURRENT SCORE
THE BULL 1 - 0 UMTN
2. Speed
After careful consideration I'm giving speed to UMTN, because of this sole reason
He hangs around with a lot of black people, and as we know black people are fast, so the n*****s taught umtn the speed justu technique so he can sprint at 150% of the average speed
CURRENT SCORE THE BULL 1-1 UMTN
3. Durability
And for durability the BULL takes this easily, as we know the BULL loves BBC
No average man can take BBC so frequently, you need superhuman durability for that, not only that but I'd assume the BULL has access to oil in order to oil up for the BBC, if he covers his whole body in oil all attacks will deflect off him because he's so slippery
CURRENT SCORE THE BULL 2 - 1 UMTN
4. Intelligence
While the BULL is mentally retarded, @UMTN frequently hangs out with black people making me think he's not that intelligent, I'll make this one a draw
CURRENT SCORE THE BULL 3 - 2 UMTN
5. FINAL ROUND, ABILITIES
While umtn has the upper hand agility and speed wise the BULL is not only durable, but if he covers his body with oil and has enough oil reserves he could oilbend the oil on some avatar shit and throw long range attacks, this feat alone solos UMTN, although if we trace back a few sentences we can see that UMTN hangs around with a lot of black people, and as we know black people love to jump people, so despite the oil and durability the amount of BBCs would be too much for the BULL and he would inevitability die
FINAL SCORE THE BULL 0 (DEAD) - 2 UMTN
THIS IS WHAT THE FIGHT WOULD LOOK LIKE IF IT HAPPENED
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@Blackpillirony @hoodsickle @genio @BigDihDiddy ⚦ @ecoli
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