Hypothesis You're Fat Because You're a Loser

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

This theory is from Exoticals United and basically states that you're fat because you don't do enough to distract from your constant urges to eat and food is the only thing worth getting excited for as all your hobbies are in some way related to it.

 

[Deleted Member 106081]

fatties r weird asf

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

fatties r weird asf

Being fat requires you to be mentally ill enough to overeat as well

 

[catlady]

This theory is from Exoticals United and basically states that you're fat because you don't do enough to distract from your constant urges to eat and food is the only thing worth getting excited for as all your hobbies are in some way related to it.

or are you a looser cause you're fat ? plus people who go out alot and drink alot are usually a bit fat

 

[Deleted Member 106081]

or are you a looser cause you're fat ? plus people who go out alot and drink alot are usually a bit fat

no, party people drink and black out. no chance for any food

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

or are you a looser cause you're fat ? plus people who go out alot and drink alot are usually a bit fat

Its a negative feedback loop, being fat lowers your social status and low social status worsens your relationship with food

 

[catlady]

no, party people drink and black out. no chance for any food

idk I was fat when I lived like that

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

no, party people drink and black out. no chance for any food

Alcohol and cocktails are high cal, a single shot of vodka is like 100 calories and most places mix it with enough sugar and processed slurry to kill a horse

 

[Deleted Member 106081]

idk I was fat when I lived like that

lowlife

 

[Deleted Member 106081]

Alcohol and cocktails are high cal, a single shot of vodka is like 100 calories and most places mix it with enough sugar to kill a horse

lololol low social status drinks

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

lololol low social status drinks

Most people prefer sweet and fattening cocktails, also even straight vodka will make up most of your calorie budget if you have a high tolerance and its one of the leanest ones

 

[catlady]

lololol low social status drinks

what are high status drinks bruh

 

[catlady]

Most people prefer sweet and fattening cocktails, even straight vodka will make up most of your calorie budget if you have a high tolerance and its one of the leanest ones

Ican't do it tbh I only drink wine

 

[Deleted Member 106081]

what are high status drinks bruh

lets go drink tgt u paris woman ill show u

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

lets go drink tgt u paris woman ill show u

Paris women don't eat

 

[catlady]

lets go drink tgt u paris woman ill show u

I am curious now