Rage I need 7 surgeries just to get a girl to look my way without being absolutely disgusted

[Noah Olivier Smith]

1. canthoplasty cuz my eyes are shit I have prey eyes
2. rhinoplasty + alarplasty to fix my nose
3. lip surgery cuz my lips make me look like a fucking femboy twink
4. buccal fat removal because most fat has accumulated in my face for some fucking reason
5. genioplasty because my chin is fucking horrible
6. clavicle lengthening surgery because my frame is dogshit
7. infraorbital implants
8. technically not surgery but eyebrow fix

 

[yyoloo]

how much money tho combined

 

[arniedagoats]

i need allat to reach sub3

 

[Noah Olivier Smith]

how much money tho combined

ion fucking know
a lot

 

[Noah Olivier Smith]

a lot

How much money you got? (A lot)
How many problems you got? (A lot)
How many people done doubted you? (A lot)
Left you out to rot? (A lot)
How many pray that you flop? (A lot)
How many lawyers you got? (A lot)
How many times you got shot? (A lot)
How many n*****s you shot? (A lot)
How many times did you ride? (A lot)
How many n*****s done died? (A lot)
How many times did you cheat? (A lot)
How many times did you lie? (A lot)
How many times did she leave? (A lot)
How many times did she cry? (A lot)
How many chances she done gave you fuckin' around with these thots? (A lot)

 

[animenerd123]

1. canthoplasty cuz my eyes are shit I have prey eyes
2. rhinoplasty + alarplasty to fix my nose
3. lip surgery cuz my lips make me look like a fucking femboy twink
4. buccal fat removal because most fat has accumulated in my face for some fucking reason
5. genioplasty because my chin is fucking horrible
6. clavicle lengthening surgery because my frame is dogshit
7. infraorbital implants
8. technically not surgery but eyebrow fix

Sounds expensive as shit

 

[Noah Olivier Smith]

Sounds expensive as shit

nah really I thought it was cheap

 

[animenerd123]

nah really I thought it was cheap

Yeah same, I thought it was 1 dogecoin

 

[sodium]

How much money you got? (A lot)
How many problems you got? (A lot)
How many people done doubted you? (A lot)
Left you out to rot? (A lot)
How many pray that you flop? (A lot)
How many lawyers you got? (A lot)
How many times you got shot? (A lot)
How many n*****s you shot? (A lot)
How many times did you ride? (A lot)
How many n*****s done died? (A lot)
How many times did you cheat? (A lot)
How many times did you lie? (A lot)
How many times did she leave? (A lot)
How many times did she cry? (A lot)
How many chances she done gave you fuckin' around with these thots? (A lot)

i loveeeee youuuuuuuu for so manyyy reasssssonnnnnnnsssssss