is leg training cope for someone like me

[v3daddy]

for reference i always wear pants, with the exception of the 6 hours a year i spend on the beach. in fact i moved somewhere without beaches so i literally NEVER go outside with shorts. I also wear baggy pants to cover my ankle sticking out of my shoe with lifts in it. for someone like me, can i just train upper body 5 days a week instead of doing a u/l/u/l/u split, or will the chicken legs be noticeable?

 

[Jeezie066]

broski is doing anything besides training legs

 

[Mystericus]

5 reps, 30 sets, of curb-stomping people who spam stickers in tiktok comments