Guide VAMPIREMAXXING

[knightmaxxer]

THE DESIRE FOR VAMPIRISM

ever since i was a wee lad, playin with Dracula costumes and biting my hot female neighbour who i didnt know was hot yet cus i was 7 i dreamed of becoming a vampire, i will dream no more. For i have decided to make me dreams a reality sorta kinda.

so i have decided to vampiremaxx for a week during the school holidays for the fuckin fun of it cus i have nothin better to do
heres the steps im going to take to become a vampire

STEP 1: NOCTURNALISM

any true vampire is nocturnal, this is water. so to better larp- i mean vampiremaxx i intend to become literally nocturnal. Infact as i type this (its 3am) i woke up at 6pm when it was already practically dark out and i intend to sleep only a lil after sunrise and so im already becoming nocturnal. And in order to not be super tired im gonna stare at screens n shit while its nighttime and also exercise a lot. however i will try to avoid caffeine so i dont get jittery, because vampires are cold and collected not jittery... honestly the tiredness may help me in the whole vampiric demeanour department.

STEP 2: EVILNESS

vampires are evil ahh creatures of the night, and thus to better larp, i must also become an evil ahh creature of the night. to do this i am going to listen to hypergamous foids hypergamous foids = chai tea talking (the most evil creaturs around), and listen to scary music. and also walk around my neighbourhood looking shady, appearing in peoples peripheral vision and spooking them with my chud appearance, all while wearing black (the colour of evil) clothing.

STEP 3: THE LOOK
we all know the signature vampire look. pale as a eternally virgin gamer, weirdly red lips, long ahh canine teeth, black hair cus blondes cant be evil, and sexy eyebags. and unnaturally clear skin

is this look easy to achieve?
NO! of fucking course it isnt you r****d! especially not for CHUDS like US (yes US, you and me n***a.) mainly cus of the ''having clear skin'' part. but worry not! because i still plan to larp it even if i cant do it natty on account of being a fággot chud incel. and i will do this by embracing my f****t chud incel self and just wearing makeup instead of doing anything actually hard like using trettyinoine or whatever its called. specifically i will be wearing Venetian Ceruse makeup like queen lizzy tha first, made of white lead and vinigger, and make my lips redder with another thing from queen lizzy called rouge, which is made from cinnebar (mercury)... or i might just wear normal makeup.
and as for the sharp teeth? my canine teeth are already abnormally sharp so ill just brush to make them whiter and more vampiric looking. maybe eat a pomegranate to add some red tones.
and as for the black hair and eyebags? already got those too.

STEP 4: THE DIET
the fuck you think a vampires diet is you fucking rɘtard??? human blood. i am going to drink human blood. do not enquire on how im getting it. fuck you. (or i might buy actual pig blood from the butcher near my house, if i do ill post it in the thread.)
STEP 5: LEARNING ROMANIAN
this part is pretty self explanatory, vampires are romanian, so i gotta learn romanian
I WILL KEEP YOU ALL POSTED IN THIS THREAD DURING MY WEEK OF VAMPIRE LARP, I AM DEDICATING MYSELF TO SCIENCE!
tagging people who i think are cool enough to be interested in vampires: @Penalizer69 @foidslayer @saccharinesaint @chudlite67 @DEATH @Pentatonic @vespertine
tapologies if this thread is shit i am genuinely tweaking, i have been having audio visual and touch based hallucinations for a while now, i keep hearing people talking outside my room when im home alone, i see people in my peripheral vision and also i feel like spiders are randomly crawling on me. probably because i havent drank water in like 30 hours

 

[Hypertrophy]

Can you make the text white? I can't read shit

 

[saccharinesaint]

is everything okay at home

 

[saccharinesaint]

Can you make the text white? I can't read shit

you need to vampiremaxx to understand

 

[Hypertrophy]

you need to vampiremaxx to understand

It's too hard to understand

 

[knightmaxxer]

It's too hard to understand

my eyes are adjusted to dark so i couldn’t tell it might be hard to read, il go change it, im sowwwyyyy

 

[knightmaxxer]

It's too hard to understand

can u read now?

 

[Hypertrophy]

can u read now?

There's a little section still in black towards the end

 

[knightmaxxer]

is everything okay at home

i actually have a wonderful family and a totally normal upbringing im just naturally like this

 

[saccharinesaint]

my eyes are adjusted to dark

u r vampiremaxxed

 

[knightmaxxer]

There's a little section still in black towards the end

changed it.

 

[uggo-exploratorem]

This is so corny

 

[knightmaxxer]

This is so corny

ok im sorry

 

[foidslayer]

THE DESIRE FOR VAMPIRISM
View attachment 375971
ever since i was a wee lad, playin with Dracula costumes and biting my hot female neighbour who i didnt know was hot yet cus i was 7 i dreamed of becoming a vampire, i will dream no more. For i have decided to make me dreams a reality sorta kinda.

so i have decided to vampiremaxx for a week during the school holidays for the fuckin fun of it cus i have nothin better to do
heres the steps im going to take to become a vampire

STEP 1: NOCTURNALISM

any true vampire is nocturnal, this is water. so to better larp- i mean vampiremaxx i intend to become literally nocturnal. Infact as i type this (its 3am) i woke up at 6pm when it was already practically dark out and i intend to sleep only a lil after sunrise and so im already becoming nocturnal. And in order to not be super tired im gonna stare at screens n shit while its nighttime and also exercise a lot. however i will try to avoid caffeine so i dont get jittery, because vampires are cold and collected not jittery... honestly the tiredness may help me in the whole vampiric demeanour department.

STEP 2: EVILNESS

vampires are evil ahh creatures of the night, and thus to better larp, i must also become an evil ahh creature of the night. to do this i am going to listen to hypergamous foids hypergamous foids = chai tea talking (the most evil creaturs around), and listen to scary music. and also walk around my neighbourhood looking shady, appearing in peoples peripheral vision and spooking them with my chud appearance, all while wearing black (the colour of evil) clothing.

STEP 3: THE LOOK
we all know the signature vampire look. pale as a eternally virgin gamer, weirdly red lips, long ahh canine teeth, black hair cus blondes cant be evil, and sexy eyebags. and unnaturally clear skin
View attachment 375973
is this look easy to achieve?
NO! of fucking course it isnt you r****d! especially not for CHUDS like US (yes US, you and me n***a.) mainly cus of the ''having clear skin'' part. but worry not! because i still plan to larp it even if i cant do it natty on account of being a fággot chud incel. and i will do this by embracing my f****t chud incel self and just wearing makeup instead of doing anything actually hard like using trettyinoine or whatever its called. specifically i will be wearing Venetian Ceruse makeup like queen lizzy tha first, made of white lead and vinigger, and make my lips redder with another thing from queen lizzy called rouge, which is made from cinnebar (mercury)... or i might just wear normal makeup.
and as for the sharp teeth? my canine teeth are already abnormally sharp so ill just brush to make them whiter and more vampiric looking. maybe eat a pomegranate to add some red tones.
and as for the black hair and eyebags? already got those too.

STEP 4: THE DIET
the fuck you think a vampires diet is you fucking rɘtard??? human blood. i am going to drink human blood. do not enquire on how im getting it. fuck you. (or i might buy actual pig blood from the butcher near my house, if i do ill post it in the thread.)
STEP 5: LEARNING ROMANIAN
this part is pretty self explanatory, vampires are romanian, so i gotta learn romanian
I WILL KEEP YOU ALL POSTED IN THIS THREAD DURING MY WEEK OF VAMPIRE LARP, I AM DEDICATING MYSELF TO SCIENCE!
tagging people who i think are cool enough to be interested in vampires: @Penalizer69 @foidslayer @saccharinesaint @chudlite67 @DEATH @Pentatonic @vespertine
tapologies if this thread is shit i am genuinely tweaking, i have been having audio visual and touch based hallucinations for a while now, i keep hearing people talking outside my room when im home alone, i see people in my peripheral vision and also i feel like spiders are randomly crawling on me. probably because i havent drank water in like 30 hours

im too arab to use this

 

[knightmaxxer]

im too arab to use this

brown vampires are cool cus you better blend into the night and so you can ambush and kill people easier

 

[foidslayer]

brown vampires are cool cus you better blend into the night and so you can ambush and kill people easier

In Arab folklore, a ghūl is a desert-dwelling demon or monster that can shapeshift, lure travelers, eat humans, and is often associated with graveyards, corpses, and the wilderness

 

[saccharinesaint]

In Arab folklore, a ghūl is a desert-dwelling demon or monster that can shapeshift, lure travelers, eat humans, and is often associated with graveyards, corpses, and the wilderness

whats the difference between that and a djinn

 

[foidslayer]

whats the difference between that and a djinn

A djinn is a broad category of supernatural being

A ghoul or ghūl is more like a specific monster type within Arab folklore often treated as a demon like creature or sometimes a type of evil jinn

 

[saccharinesaint]

A djinn is a broad category of supernatural being

A ghoul or ghūl is more like a specific monster type within Arab folklore often treated as a demon like creature or sometimes a type of evil jinn

oooo okay
very interesting

 

[knightmaxxer]

In Arab folklore, a ghūl is a desert-dwelling demon or monster that can shapeshift, lure travelers, eat humans, and is often associated with graveyards, corpses, and the wilderness

YOOOOO MY GRANDPA ACTUALLY TOLD ME ABOUT THOSE, he used some other iraqi arabic word that sounded like ghar sis or whatever, but yeah he started talking about them when i was watching a zombie movie at his house, it was a while ago so i can’t remember everything but he was talm about how they were like zombie-like djinn and that you had to not be sinful and not camp too close to a cemetery in order to avoid getting slimed by them. it makes sense he’d talk about graveyard spirits cus he was from nejef and they have an enormous cemetery there

 

[foidslayer]

YOOOOO MY GRANDPA ACTUALLY TOLD ME ABOUT THOSE, he used some other iraqi arabic word that sounded like ghar sis or whatever, but yeah he started talking about them when i was watching a zombie movie at his house, it was a while ago so i can’t remember everything but he was talm about how they were like zombie-like djinn and that you had to not be sinful and not camp too close to a cemetery in order to avoid getting slimed by them. it makes sense he’d talk about graveyard spirits cus he was from nejef and they have an enormous cemetery there

im the spirit im coming for you

 

[knightmaxxer]

im the spirit im coming for you

 

[knightmaxxer]

im starting to realise why people aren’t nocturnal

 

[foidslayer]

im starting to realise why people aren’t nocturnal

why

 

[miamigz]

THE DESIRE FOR VAMPIRISM
View attachment 375971
ever since i was a wee lad, playin with Dracula costumes and biting my hot female neighbour who i didnt know was hot yet cus i was 7 i dreamed of becoming a vampire, i will dream no more. For i have decided to make me dreams a reality sorta kinda.

so i have decided to vampiremaxx for a week during the school holidays for the fuckin fun of it cus i have nothin better to do
heres the steps im going to take to become a vampire

STEP 1: NOCTURNALISM

any true vampire is nocturnal, this is water. so to better larp- i mean vampiremaxx i intend to become literally nocturnal. Infact as i type this (its 3am) i woke up at 6pm when it was already practically dark out and i intend to sleep only a lil after sunrise and so im already becoming nocturnal. And in order to not be super tired im gonna stare at screens n shit while its nighttime and also exercise a lot. however i will try to avoid caffeine so i dont get jittery, because vampires are cold and collected not jittery... honestly the tiredness may help me in the whole vampiric demeanour department.

STEP 2: EVILNESS

vampires are evil ahh creatures of the night, and thus to better larp, i must also become an evil ahh creature of the night. to do this i am going to listen to hypergamous foids hypergamous foids = chai tea talking (the most evil creaturs around), and listen to scary music. and also walk around my neighbourhood looking shady, appearing in peoples peripheral vision and spooking them with my chud appearance, all while wearing black (the colour of evil) clothing.

STEP 3: THE LOOK
we all know the signature vampire look. pale as a eternally virgin gamer, weirdly red lips, long ahh canine teeth, black hair cus blondes cant be evil, and sexy eyebags. and unnaturally clear skin
View attachment 375973
is this look easy to achieve?
NO! of fucking course it isnt you r****d! especially not for CHUDS like US (yes US, you and me n***a.) mainly cus of the ''having clear skin'' part. but worry not! because i still plan to larp it even if i cant do it natty on account of being a fággot chud incel. and i will do this by embracing my f****t chud incel self and just wearing makeup instead of doing anything actually hard like using trettyinoine or whatever its called. specifically i will be wearing Venetian Ceruse makeup like queen lizzy tha first, made of white lead and vinigger, and make my lips redder with another thing from queen lizzy called rouge, which is made from cinnebar (mercury)... or i might just wear normal makeup.
and as for the sharp teeth? my canine teeth are already abnormally sharp so ill just brush to make them whiter and more vampiric looking. maybe eat a pomegranate to add some red tones.
and as for the black hair and eyebags? already got those too.

STEP 4: THE DIET
the fuck you think a vampires diet is you fucking rɘtard??? human blood. i am going to drink human blood. do not enquire on how im getting it. fuck you. (or i might buy actual pig blood from the butcher near my house, if i do ill post it in the thread.)
STEP 5: LEARNING ROMANIAN
this part is pretty self explanatory, vampires are romanian, so i gotta learn romanian
I WILL KEEP YOU ALL POSTED IN THIS THREAD DURING MY WEEK OF VAMPIRE LARP, I AM DEDICATING MYSELF TO SCIENCE!
tagging people who i think are cool enough to be interested in vampires: @Penalizer69 @foidslayer @saccharinesaint @chudlite67 @DEATH @Pentatonic @vespertine
tapologies if this thread is shit i am genuinely tweaking, i have been having audio visual and touch based hallucinations for a while now, i keep hearing people talking outside my room when im home alone, i see people in my peripheral vision and also i feel like spiders are randomly crawling on me. probably because i havent drank water in like 30 hours

drinking blood means ur basically a primal coper bro

 

[knightmaxxer]

why

because this fucking sucks ive only been nocturnal for like 2 days and i already feel like shite

 

[knightmaxxer]

drinking blood means ur basically a primal coper bro

do they think blood? its not really primal, its just stupid

 

[saccharinesaint]

because this fucking sucks ive only been nocturnal for like 2 days and i already feel like shite

git gud, ive been on this for weeks

 

[knightmaxxer]

git gud, ive been on this for weeks

i do need to just git gud ngl

 

[Pentatonic]

Amazing thread, im one myself B)) i also got a similar thread to this, but this is 100 times more high effort. bravo

 

[Pentatonic]

+bookmarked

 

[chudlite67]

THE DESIRE FOR VAMPIRISM
View attachment 375971
ever since i was a wee lad, playin with Dracula costumes and biting my hot female neighbour who i didnt know was hot yet cus i was 7 i dreamed of becoming a vampire, i will dream no more. For i have decided to make me dreams a reality sorta kinda.

so i have decided to vampiremaxx for a week during the school holidays for the fuckin fun of it cus i have nothin better to do
heres the steps im going to take to become a vampire

STEP 1: NOCTURNALISM

any true vampire is nocturnal, this is water. so to better larp- i mean vampiremaxx i intend to become literally nocturnal. Infact as i type this (its 3am) i woke up at 6pm when it was already practically dark out and i intend to sleep only a lil after sunrise and so im already becoming nocturnal. And in order to not be super tired im gonna stare at screens n shit while its nighttime and also exercise a lot. however i will try to avoid caffeine so i dont get jittery, because vampires are cold and collected not jittery... honestly the tiredness may help me in the whole vampiric demeanour department.

STEP 2: EVILNESS

vampires are evil ahh creatures of the night, and thus to better larp, i must also become an evil ahh creature of the night. to do this i am going to listen to hypergamous foids hypergamous foids = chai tea talking (the most evil creaturs around), and listen to scary music. and also walk around my neighbourhood looking shady, appearing in peoples peripheral vision and spooking them with my chud appearance, all while wearing black (the colour of evil) clothing.

STEP 3: THE LOOK
we all know the signature vampire look. pale as a eternally virgin gamer, weirdly red lips, long ahh canine teeth, black hair cus blondes cant be evil, and sexy eyebags. and unnaturally clear skin
View attachment 375973
is this look easy to achieve?
NO! of fucking course it isnt you r****d! especially not for CHUDS like US (yes US, you and me n***a.) mainly cus of the ''having clear skin'' part. but worry not! because i still plan to larp it even if i cant do it natty on account of being a fággot chud incel. and i will do this by embracing my f****t chud incel self and just wearing makeup instead of doing anything actually hard like using trettyinoine or whatever its called. specifically i will be wearing Venetian Ceruse makeup like queen lizzy tha first, made of white lead and vinigger, and make my lips redder with another thing from queen lizzy called rouge, which is made from cinnebar (mercury)... or i might just wear normal makeup.
and as for the sharp teeth? my canine teeth are already abnormally sharp so ill just brush to make them whiter and more vampiric looking. maybe eat a pomegranate to add some red tones.
and as for the black hair and eyebags? already got those too.

STEP 4: THE DIET
the fuck you think a vampires diet is you fucking rɘtard??? human blood. i am going to drink human blood. do not enquire on how im getting it. fuck you. (or i might buy actual pig blood from the butcher near my house, if i do ill post it in the thread.)
STEP 5: LEARNING ROMANIAN
this part is pretty self explanatory, vampires are romanian, so i gotta learn romanian
I WILL KEEP YOU ALL POSTED IN THIS THREAD DURING MY WEEK OF VAMPIRE LARP, I AM DEDICATING MYSELF TO SCIENCE!
tagging people who i think are cool enough to be interested in vampires: @Penalizer69 @foidslayer @saccharinesaint @chudlite67 @DEATH @Pentatonic @vespertine
tapologies if this thread is shit i am genuinely tweaking, i have been having audio visual and touch based hallucinations for a while now, i keep hearing people talking outside my room when im home alone, i see people in my peripheral vision and also i feel like spiders are randomly crawling on me. probably because i havent drank water in like 30 hours

Hi sweetie
I’ve always wanted to be a vampire too I don’t know why

 

[Rololongs]

THE DESIRE FOR VAMPIRISM
View attachment 375971
ever since i was a wee lad, playin with Dracula costumes and biting my hot female neighbour who i didnt know was hot yet cus i was 7 i dreamed of becoming a vampire, i will dream no more. For i have decided to make me dreams a reality sorta kinda.

so i have decided to vampiremaxx for a week during the school holidays for the fuckin fun of it cus i have nothin better to do
heres the steps im going to take to become a vampire

STEP 1: NOCTURNALISM

any true vampire is nocturnal, this is water. so to better larp- i mean vampiremaxx i intend to become literally nocturnal. Infact as i type this (its 3am) i woke up at 6pm when it was already practically dark out and i intend to sleep only a lil after sunrise and so im already becoming nocturnal. And in order to not be super tired im gonna stare at screens n shit while its nighttime and also exercise a lot. however i will try to avoid caffeine so i dont get jittery, because vampires are cold and collected not jittery... honestly the tiredness may help me in the whole vampiric demeanour department.

STEP 2: EVILNESS

vampires are evil ahh creatures of the night, and thus to better larp, i must also become an evil ahh creature of the night. to do this i am going to listen to hypergamous foids hypergamous foids = chai tea talking (the most evil creaturs around), and listen to scary music. and also walk around my neighbourhood looking shady, appearing in peoples peripheral vision and spooking them with my chud appearance, all while wearing black (the colour of evil) clothing.

STEP 3: THE LOOK
we all know the signature vampire look. pale as a eternally virgin gamer, weirdly red lips, long ahh canine teeth, black hair cus blondes cant be evil, and sexy eyebags. and unnaturally clear skin
View attachment 375973
is this look easy to achieve?
NO! of fucking course it isnt you r****d! especially not for CHUDS like US (yes US, you and me n***a.) mainly cus of the ''having clear skin'' part. but worry not! because i still plan to larp it even if i cant do it natty on account of being a fággot chud incel. and i will do this by embracing my f****t chud incel self and just wearing makeup instead of doing anything actually hard like using trettyinoine or whatever its called. specifically i will be wearing Venetian Ceruse makeup like queen lizzy tha first, made of white lead and vinigger, and make my lips redder with another thing from queen lizzy called rouge, which is made from cinnebar (mercury)... or i might just wear normal makeup.
and as for the sharp teeth? my canine teeth are already abnormally sharp so ill just brush to make them whiter and more vampiric looking. maybe eat a pomegranate to add some red tones.
and as for the black hair and eyebags? already got those too.

STEP 4: THE DIET
the fuck you think a vampires diet is you fucking rɘtard??? human blood. i am going to drink human blood. do not enquire on how im getting it. fuck you. (or i might buy actual pig blood from the butcher near my house, if i do ill post it in the thread.)
STEP 5: LEARNING ROMANIAN
this part is pretty self explanatory, vampires are romanian, so i gotta learn romanian
I WILL KEEP YOU ALL POSTED IN THIS THREAD DURING MY WEEK OF VAMPIRE LARP, I AM DEDICATING MYSELF TO SCIENCE!
tagging people who i think are cool enough to be interested in vampires: @Penalizer69 @foidslayer @saccharinesaint @chudlite67 @DEATH @Pentatonic @vespertine
tapologies if this thread is shit i am genuinely tweaking, i have been having audio visual and touch based hallucinations for a while now, i keep hearing people talking outside my room when im home alone, i see people in my peripheral vision and also i feel like spiders are randomly crawling on me. probably because i havent drank water in like 30 hours

Can I turn into a bat

 

[knightmaxxer]

Amazing thread, im one myself B)) i also got a similar thread to this, but this is 100 times more high effort. bravo

thank you, your aesthetic was genuinely a partial inspiration here

 

[knightmaxxer]

Hi sweetie
I’ve always wanted to be a vampire too I don’t know why

cus vampires are cool

 

[vamp]

THE DESIRE FOR VAMPIRISM
View attachment 375971
ever since i was a wee lad, playin with Dracula costumes and biting my hot female neighbour who i didnt know was hot yet cus i was 7 i dreamed of becoming a vampire, i will dream no more. For i have decided to make me dreams a reality sorta kinda.

so i have decided to vampiremaxx for a week during the school holidays for the fuckin fun of it cus i have nothin better to do
heres the steps im going to take to become a vampire

STEP 1: NOCTURNALISM

any true vampire is nocturnal, this is water. so to better larp- i mean vampiremaxx i intend to become literally nocturnal. Infact as i type this (its 3am) i woke up at 6pm when it was already practically dark out and i intend to sleep only a lil after sunrise and so im already becoming nocturnal. And in order to not be super tired im gonna stare at screens n shit while its nighttime and also exercise a lot. however i will try to avoid caffeine so i dont get jittery, because vampires are cold and collected not jittery... honestly the tiredness may help me in the whole vampiric demeanour department.

STEP 2: EVILNESS

vampires are evil ahh creatures of the night, and thus to better larp, i must also become an evil ahh creature of the night. to do this i am going to listen to hypergamous foids hypergamous foids = chai tea talking (the most evil creaturs around), and listen to scary music. and also walk around my neighbourhood looking shady, appearing in peoples peripheral vision and spooking them with my chud appearance, all while wearing black (the colour of evil) clothing.

STEP 3: THE LOOK
we all know the signature vampire look. pale as a eternally virgin gamer, weirdly red lips, long ahh canine teeth, black hair cus blondes cant be evil, and sexy eyebags. and unnaturally clear skin
View attachment 375973
is this look easy to achieve?
NO! of fucking course it isnt you r****d! especially not for CHUDS like US (yes US, you and me n***a.) mainly cus of the ''having clear skin'' part. but worry not! because i still plan to larp it even if i cant do it natty on account of being a fággot chud incel. and i will do this by embracing my f****t chud incel self and just wearing makeup instead of doing anything actually hard like using trettyinoine or whatever its called. specifically i will be wearing Venetian Ceruse makeup like queen lizzy tha first, made of white lead and vinigger, and make my lips redder with another thing from queen lizzy called rouge, which is made from cinnebar (mercury)... or i might just wear normal makeup.
and as for the sharp teeth? my canine teeth are already abnormally sharp so ill just brush to make them whiter and more vampiric looking. maybe eat a pomegranate to add some red tones.
and as for the black hair and eyebags? already got those too.

STEP 4: THE DIET
the fuck you think a vampires diet is you fucking rɘtard??? human blood. i am going to drink human blood. do not enquire on how im getting it. fuck you. (or i might buy actual pig blood from the butcher near my house, if i do ill post it in the thread.)
STEP 5: LEARNING ROMANIAN
this part is pretty self explanatory, vampires are romanian, so i gotta learn romanian
I WILL KEEP YOU ALL POSTED IN THIS THREAD DURING MY WEEK OF VAMPIRE LARP, I AM DEDICATING MYSELF TO SCIENCE!
tagging people who i think are cool enough to be interested in vampires: @Penalizer69 @foidslayer @saccharinesaint @chudlite67 @DEATH @Pentatonic @vespertine
tapologies if this thread is shit i am genuinely tweaking, i have been having audio visual and touch based hallucinations for a while now, i keep hearing people talking outside my room when im home alone, i see people in my peripheral vision and also i feel like spiders are randomly crawling on me. probably because i havent drank water in like 30 hours

Larp

 

[knightmaxxer]

Larp

yes

 

[Xx_Sh4tteredHe4rt_xX]

THE DESIRE FOR VAMPIRISM
View attachment 375971
ever since i was a wee lad, playin with Dracula costumes and biting my hot female neighbour who i didnt know was hot yet cus i was 7 i dreamed of becoming a vampire, i will dream no more. For i have decided to make me dreams a reality sorta kinda.

so i have decided to vampiremaxx for a week during the school holidays for the fuckin fun of it cus i have nothin better to do
heres the steps im going to take to become a vampire

STEP 1: NOCTURNALISM

any true vampire is nocturnal, this is water. so to better larp- i mean vampiremaxx i intend to become literally nocturnal. Infact as i type this (its 3am) i woke up at 6pm when it was already practically dark out and i intend to sleep only a lil after sunrise and so im already becoming nocturnal. And in order to not be super tired im gonna stare at screens n shit while its nighttime and also exercise a lot. however i will try to avoid caffeine so i dont get jittery, because vampires are cold and collected not jittery... honestly the tiredness may help me in the whole vampiric demeanour department.

STEP 2: EVILNESS

vampires are evil ahh creatures of the night, and thus to better larp, i must also become an evil ahh creature of the night. to do this i am going to listen to hypergamous foids hypergamous foids = chai tea talking (the most evil creaturs around), and listen to scary music. and also walk around my neighbourhood looking shady, appearing in peoples peripheral vision and spooking them with my chud appearance, all while wearing black (the colour of evil) clothing.

STEP 3: THE LOOK
we all know the signature vampire look. pale as a eternally virgin gamer, weirdly red lips, long ahh canine teeth, black hair cus blondes cant be evil, and sexy eyebags. and unnaturally clear skin
View attachment 375973
is this look easy to achieve?
NO! of fucking course it isnt you r****d! especially not for CHUDS like US (yes US, you and me n***a.) mainly cus of the ''having clear skin'' part. but worry not! because i still plan to larp it even if i cant do it natty on account of being a fággot chud incel. and i will do this by embracing my f****t chud incel self and just wearing makeup instead of doing anything actually hard like using trettyinoine or whatever its called. specifically i will be wearing Venetian Ceruse makeup like queen lizzy tha first, made of white lead and vinigger, and make my lips redder with another thing from queen lizzy called rouge, which is made from cinnebar (mercury)... or i might just wear normal makeup.
and as for the sharp teeth? my canine teeth are already abnormally sharp so ill just brush to make them whiter and more vampiric looking. maybe eat a pomegranate to add some red tones.
and as for the black hair and eyebags? already got those too.

STEP 4: THE DIET
the fuck you think a vampires diet is you fucking rɘtard??? human blood. i am going to drink human blood. do not enquire on how im getting it. fuck you. (or i might buy actual pig blood from the butcher near my house, if i do ill post it in the thread.)
STEP 5: LEARNING ROMANIAN
this part is pretty self explanatory, vampires are romanian, so i gotta learn romanian
I WILL KEEP YOU ALL POSTED IN THIS THREAD DURING MY WEEK OF VAMPIRE LARP, I AM DEDICATING MYSELF TO SCIENCE!
tagging people who i think are cool enough to be interested in vampires: @Penalizer69 @foidslayer @saccharinesaint @chudlite67 @DEATH @Pentatonic @vespertine
tapologies if this thread is shit i am genuinely tweaking, i have been having audio visual and touch based hallucinations for a while now, i keep hearing people talking outside my room when im home alone, i see people in my peripheral vision and also i feel like spiders are randomly crawling on me. probably because i havent drank water in like 30 hours

Why r u me bro like I can't even go in the sun anymore cuz my skin is so pale it reflects like diamonds were dangerous bro

 

[knightmaxxer]

Why r u me bro like I can't even go in the sun anymore cuz my skin is so pale it reflects like diamonds were dangerous bro

inshallah one day i will be so pale if i go in the sun ill turn to dust dramatically

 

[Xx_Sh4tteredHe4rt_xX]

inshallah one day i will be so pale if i go in the sun ill turn to dust dramatically

My friend calls me his little vampire it's really embarrassing and also gay

 

[knightmaxxer]

My friend calls me his little vampire it's really embarrassing and also gay

lol that does sound pretty gay

 

[knightmaxxer]

night 2 of vampire larp
im not sure how long i can keep this up for cus my mums are getting quite pissy at me for some reason, they just dont wanna see a yung n***a succeed
tonight i plan on taking a nice big night walk, exercising some, and going for a nap at some point cus im being forced to stay awake for a quite considerable portion of tomorrow.

 

[Pentatonic]

thank you, your aesthetic was genuinely a partial inspiration here

Top 10 heartwarming moments in com

 

[limo8]

who i didnt know was hot yet cus i was 7

*buzz of being incorrect* your brain did know it and felt more comfortable around her

 

[knightmaxxer]

*buzz of being incorrect* your brain did know it and felt more comfortable around her

ill take yer word for it

 

[Deleted Member 130335]

love to see it

 

[The Centipede]

Post reminded me of Martin (1976). Check it out, decent film.

 

[The Centipede]

Post reminded me of Martin (1976). Check it out, decent film.

Might be 77’ actually.

 

[knightmaxxer]

Post reminded me of Martin (1976). Check it out, decent film.

ok

 

[DEATH]

THE DESIRE FOR VAMPIRISM
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ever since i was a wee lad, playin with Dracula costumes and biting my hot female neighbour who i didnt know was hot yet cus i was 7 i dreamed of becoming a vampire, i will dream no more. For i have decided to make me dreams a reality sorta kinda.

so i have decided to vampiremaxx for a week during the school holidays for the fuckin fun of it cus i have nothin better to do
heres the steps im going to take to become a vampire

STEP 1: NOCTURNALISM

any true vampire is nocturnal, this is water. so to better larp- i mean vampiremaxx i intend to become literally nocturnal. Infact as i type this (its 3am) i woke up at 6pm when it was already practically dark out and i intend to sleep only a lil after sunrise and so im already becoming nocturnal. And in order to not be super tired im gonna stare at screens n shit while its nighttime and also exercise a lot. however i will try to avoid caffeine so i dont get jittery, because vampires are cold and collected not jittery... honestly the tiredness may help me in the whole vampiric demeanour department.

STEP 2: EVILNESS

vampires are evil ahh creatures of the night, and thus to better larp, i must also become an evil ahh creature of the night. to do this i am going to listen to hypergamous foids hypergamous foids = chai tea talking (the most evil creaturs around), and listen to scary music. and also walk around my neighbourhood looking shady, appearing in peoples peripheral vision and spooking them with my chud appearance, all while wearing black (the colour of evil) clothing.

STEP 3: THE LOOK
we all know the signature vampire look. pale as a eternally virgin gamer, weirdly red lips, long ahh canine teeth, black hair cus blondes cant be evil, and sexy eyebags. and unnaturally clear skin
View attachment 375973
is this look easy to achieve?
NO! of fucking course it isnt you r****d! especially not for CHUDS like US (yes US, you and me n***a.) mainly cus of the ''having clear skin'' part. but worry not! because i still plan to larp it even if i cant do it natty on account of being a fággot chud incel. and i will do this by embracing my f****t chud incel self and just wearing makeup instead of doing anything actually hard like using trettyinoine or whatever its called. specifically i will be wearing Venetian Ceruse makeup like queen lizzy tha first, made of white lead and vinigger, and make my lips redder with another thing from queen lizzy called rouge, which is made from cinnebar (mercury)... or i might just wear normal makeup.
and as for the sharp teeth? my canine teeth are already abnormally sharp so ill just brush to make them whiter and more vampiric looking. maybe eat a pomegranate to add some red tones.
and as for the black hair and eyebags? already got those too.

STEP 4: THE DIET
the fuck you think a vampires diet is you fucking rɘtard??? human blood. i am going to drink human blood. do not enquire on how im getting it. fuck you. (or i might buy actual pig blood from the butcher near my house, if i do ill post it in the thread.)
STEP 5: LEARNING ROMANIAN
this part is pretty self explanatory, vampires are romanian, so i gotta learn romanian
I WILL KEEP YOU ALL POSTED IN THIS THREAD DURING MY WEEK OF VAMPIRE LARP, I AM DEDICATING MYSELF TO SCIENCE!
tagging people who i think are cool enough to be interested in vampires: @Penalizer69 @foidslayer @saccharinesaint @chudlite67 @DEATH @Pentatonic @vespertine
tapologies if this thread is shit i am genuinely tweaking, i have been having audio visual and touch based hallucinations for a while now, i keep hearing people talking outside my room when im home alone, i see people in my peripheral vision and also i feel like spiders are randomly crawling on me. probably because i havent drank water in like 30 hours

Very cool : D