Guide How to Chicomaxx (full guide)

[slvtor]

Chicomaxxing for subhumans
Become Chico Lachowski in 6 easy steps (it’s over if you don’t)
Step 1: the Genetics check

First, confirm you are already 6’3, have perfect facial thirds, ideal midface ratio, and THE hunter eyes If not, skip to step 6

Step 2: Bodyfat

Get to single digits chicomaxxing only works at 8-10% Anything above 12% and it’s O.V.E.R

Step 3: Hair

Grow the exact messy textured top with the soft fringe he had in his prime If your hairline is anything less than dense and youthful, it’s already over..

Step 4: MEW (the important part)

Mew 24/7 until your maxilla somehow becomes holy jawline

Step 5: Lifestyle

Be 6’3”, half-Polish/half-Brazilian, win Ford Models Supermodel of the World at 17and have Vogue call you an übermodel

Step 6: Accept reality

You will never look like the mogger boyo Chico!

 

[Luffy]

Steps unclear I’m now a sub-3 transgender

 

[Br4va]

Needed this

 

[slvtor]

Steps unclear I’m now a sub-3 transgender

come my way bro.. i got a plan for us you gotta be open minded tho