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Chicomaxxing for subhumans
Become Chico Lachowski in 6 easy steps (it’s over if you don’t)
Step 1: the Genetics check
First, confirm you are already 6’3, have perfect facial thirds, ideal midface ratio, and THE hunter eyes If not, skip to step 6
Step 2: Bodyfat
Get to single digits chicomaxxing only works at 8-10% Anything above 12% and it’s O.V.E.R
Step 3: Hair
Grow the exact messy textured top with the soft fringe he had in his prime If your hairline is anything less than dense and youthful, it’s already over..
Step 4: MEW
(the important part)
Mew 24/7 until your maxilla somehow becomes holy jawline
Step 5: Lifestyle
Be 6’3”, half-Polish/half-Brazilian, win Ford Models Supermodel of the World at 17
and have Vogue call you an übermodel
Step 6: Accept reality
You will never look like the mogger boyo Chico!
Become Chico Lachowski in 6 easy steps (it’s over if you don’t)
Step 1: the Genetics check
First, confirm you are already 6’3, have perfect facial thirds, ideal midface ratio, and THE hunter eyes If not, skip to step 6
Step 2: Bodyfat
Get to single digits chicomaxxing only works at 8-10% Anything above 12% and it’s O.V.E.R
Step 3: Hair
Grow the exact messy textured top with the soft fringe he had in his prime If your hairline is anything less than dense and youthful, it’s already over..
Step 4: MEW
Mew 24/7 until your maxilla somehow becomes holy jawline
Step 5: Lifestyle
Be 6’3”, half-Polish/half-Brazilian, win Ford Models Supermodel of the World at 17
and have Vogue call you an übermodelStep 6: Accept reality
You will never look like the mogger boyo Chico!