Guide Masturbation quality of life questions

[sexlesstosexles]

Sorry if this is inappropriate, but I have to ask...

Well this morning I wasn't horny, but I was feeling depressed and empty inside. The usual copes didn't seem as appealing to me as usual. I decided to become horny, in order to get revitalized. But then I didn't want to make a mess everywhere, because cleanliness is next to godliness.

So before I even clicked on any porn, I looked around for something I could use to prevent a mess. I couldn't find anything, so I searched online for masturbator tools. The more I browsed, the more I felt paralyzed in my legs, the tools felt cringe to me, and made me less and less horny the more time I spent browsing them.

So I guess my question is, what are some good tools for masturbation, without making a mess? You see, the usual way, is by standing up masturbating, and releasing into some kind of bag, or tissue. But this does not feel satisfying to me. It is far more satisfying to make a mess in your pants, but this is unclean, and cleanliness is next to godliness.

 

[Distance2253]

LOL

Just jerk it in the shower (bonus conditioning properties) (next to godliness)

 

[Nihilus]

 

[allexxs]

Sorry if this is inappropriate, but I have to ask...

Well this morning I wasn't horny, but I was feeling depressed and empty inside. The usual copes didn't seem as appealing to me as usual. I decided to become horny, in order to get revitalized. But then I didn't want to make a mess everywhere, because cleanliness is next to godliness.

So before I even clicked on any porn, I looked around for something I could use to prevent a mess. I couldn't find anything, so I searched online for masturbator tools. The more I browsed, the more I felt paralyzed in my legs, the tools felt cringe to me, and made me less and less horny the more time I spent browsing them.

So I guess my question is, what are some good tools for masturbation, without making a mess? You see, the usual way, is by standing up masturbating, and releasing into some kind of bag, or tissue. But this does not feel satisfying to me. It is far more satisfying to make a mess in your pants, but this is unclean, and cleanliness is next to godliness.

Bro just dont do it

 

[howtomogg]

Sorry if this is inappropriate, but I have to ask...

Well this morning I wasn't horny, but I was feeling depressed and empty inside. The usual copes didn't seem as appealing to me as usual. I decided to become horny, in order to get revitalized. But then I didn't want to make a mess everywhere, because cleanliness is next to godliness.

So before I even clicked on any porn, I looked around for something I could use to prevent a mess. I couldn't find anything, so I searched online for masturbator tools. The more I browsed, the more I felt paralyzed in my legs, the tools felt cringe to me, and made me less and less horny the more time I spent browsing them.

So I guess my question is, what are some good tools for masturbation, without making a mess? You see, the usual way, is by standing up masturbating, and releasing into some kind of bag, or tissue. But this does not feel satisfying to me. It is far more satisfying to make a mess in your pants, but this is unclean, and cleanliness is next to godliness.

dont cope w masturbation only do it when your really extremely horny and cant have sex. try not to nut super often

 

[howtomogg]

dont cope w masturbation only do it when your really extremely horny and cant have sex. try not to nut super often

ifbur an adult man try not to at all so u can just get pussy. INCREASE THEM PHEROMONES

 

[sigma]

Sorry if this is inappropriate, but I have to ask...

Well this morning I wasn't horny, but I was feeling depressed and empty inside. The usual copes didn't seem as appealing to me as usual. I decided to become horny, in order to get revitalized. But then I didn't want to make a mess everywhere, because cleanliness is next to godliness.

So before I even clicked on any porn, I looked around for something I could use to prevent a mess. I couldn't find anything, so I searched online for masturbator tools. The more I browsed, the more I felt paralyzed in my legs, the tools felt cringe to me, and made me less and less horny the more time I spent browsing them.

So I guess my question is, what are some good tools for masturbation, without making a mess? You see, the usual way, is by standing up masturbating, and releasing into some kind of bag, or tissue. But this does not feel satisfying to me. It is far more satisfying to make a mess in your pants, but this is unclean, and cleanliness is next to godliness.

womp womp stop jacking off n***a pooks

 

[sexlesstosexles]

LOL

Just jerk it in the shower (bonus conditioning properties) (next to godliness)

thats definitely an improvement, still not as satisfying as making a mess in ur pants though

INCREASE THEM PHEROMONES

science research citations needed to prove that not masturbating increases odds of female attraction via pheromones

 

[RAJ GHRANDHICK]

Sorry if this is inappropriate, but I have to ask...

Well this morning I wasn't horny, but I was feeling depressed and empty inside. The usual copes didn't seem as appealing to me as usual. I decided to become horny, in order to get revitalized. But then I didn't want to make a mess everywhere, because cleanliness is next to godliness.

So before I even clicked on any porn, I looked around for something I could use to prevent a mess. I couldn't find anything, so I searched online for masturbator tools. The more I browsed, the more I felt paralyzed in my legs, the tools felt cringe to me, and made me less and less horny the more time I spent browsing them.

So I guess my question is, what are some good tools for masturbation, without making a mess? You see, the usual way, is by standing up masturbating, and releasing into some kind of bag, or tissue. But this does not feel satisfying to me. It is far more satisfying to make a mess in your pants, but this is unclean, and cleanliness is next to godliness.

Ur weird

 

[howtomogg]

thats definitely an improvement, still not as satisfying as making a mess in ur pants though


science research citations needed to prove that not masturbating increases odds of female attraction via pheromones

Yes!

 

[MrdrCake]

Just bust in little vials and collect them like butters from South Park; you can drink them when you feel sad!

 

[howtomogg]

Just bust in little vials and collect them like butters from South Park; you can drink them when you feel sad!

Yes they provide the vital nutrients and pheromones you release from your body! DRINK UP