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Introduction Thread
My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
I live in 55 West 81 St., American Gardens Building, 11th floor Upper West Side. I work for Pierce & Pierce and am an investment banker.
OK now for the actual part you all want to see
Call me sigma
-I like science:
-I research topics I like (learning is best when I choose to do it)
-I like learning languages, it is surprisingly enjoyable.
-I want to become an astronomer when I am older. I will study and photograph distant solar systems, stars, planets, galaxies, and other structures in the universe.
(Image above is all the Messier objects lol)
-Favorite movies:
-I am central asian
-I have severe OCD jfl
-My favorite food is honim with kefir
-My favorite dessert is kazan dibi
-My favorite icecream flavor is mint chocolate chip
-Fw exurb1a, stoicism, absurdism, and existentialism ig
-I love milk
-Chill
-Don't use a lot of social media except youtube for science
-Self-improvement yes
-Reform is good
-I have a broad sense of humor not everything I say is fr
-Archaeology and fossils are cool (including dinos).
-History is also cool.
-I am not good at socializing irl
There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape, but even after admitting this, there is no catharsis. My punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.
If I know you irl and you somehow find me on this forum and recognize all this info, pls for the love of science do not even think about saying a single molecule
My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
I live in 55 West 81 St., American Gardens Building, 11th floor Upper West Side. I work for Pierce & Pierce and am an investment banker.
OK now for the actual part you all want to see
Call me sigma
-I like science:
- Astronomy is my favorite
- Physics
- Biology
- Ecology and Zoology
- Mathematics (in general)
- Other fields
-I research topics I like (learning is best when I choose to do it)
-I like learning languages, it is surprisingly enjoyable.
-I want to become an astronomer when I am older. I will study and photograph distant solar systems, stars, planets, galaxies, and other structures in the universe.
(Image above is all the Messier objects lol)
-Favorite movies:
- A zori zdes tikhie (The Dawns Here are Quiet) (Both og and remake)
- American Psycho
- Interstellar
- Fight Club
-I am central asian
-I have severe OCD jfl
-My favorite food is honim with kefir
-My favorite dessert is kazan dibi
-My favorite icecream flavor is mint chocolate chip
-Fw exurb1a, stoicism, absurdism, and existentialism ig
-I love milk
-Chill
-Don't use a lot of social media except youtube for science
-Self-improvement yes
-Reform is good
-I have a broad sense of humor not everything I say is fr
-Archaeology and fossils are cool (including dinos).
-History is also cool.
-I am not good at socializing irl
There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape, but even after admitting this, there is no catharsis. My punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.
If I know you irl and you somehow find me on this forum and recognize all this info, pls for the love of science do not even think about saying a single molecule