Info the smell of ass

[sexlesstosexles]

the smell of ass is the smell of evil. can't stand it. For example, if my armpits smell I can bear it. but if i smell like ass it fills me with rage and i feel the need to take a shower.

went on youtube all i see is shit about worms. i dont have ass worms, or at least not the obvious ones they talk about on youtube. i feel like its microbes i need a microscope to see.

i feel like if science could figure out what causes the smell of ass, we could create an ass cleanser that would create utopia on society.

 

[allexxs]

went on youtube all i see is shit about worms. i dont have ass worms

yes you have ass worms

 

[Nihilus]

 

[sexlesstosexles]

yes you have ass worms

not the ones on youtube. if i do they are microscopic

 

[allexxs]

not the ones on youtube. if i do they are microscopic

Ass smell can also be related to eating shit

 

[pslgodduckz]

jesus christ

 

[sigma]

the smell of ass is the smell of evil. can't stand it. For example, if my armpits smell I can bear it. but if i smell like ass it fills me with rage and i feel the need to take a shower.

went on youtube all i see is shit about worms. i dont have ass worms, or at least not the obvious ones they talk about on youtube. i feel like its microbes i need a microscope to see.

i feel like if science could figure out what causes the smell of ass, we could create an ass cleanser that would create utopia on society.

ass smell is caused by 1: dirt, sweat and 2: microbes from your shit
babies, for example, in the first weeks after birth, do not particulary smell like much. this is because their microbiome is underdeveloped. if you want to smell better, every time you shit wash your ass. in my native country, this is a customary act, everybody always does this if they are not in a public bathroom. in america, on the other hand, people shit, wipe, and walk away. your ass is not clean. thus, wash your ass

 

[RAJ GHRANDHICK]

the smell of ass is the smell of evil. can't stand it. For example, if my armpits smell I can bear it. but if i smell like ass it fills me with rage and i feel the need to take a shower.

went on youtube all i see is shit about worms. i dont have ass worms, or at least not the obvious ones they talk about on youtube. i feel like its microbes i need a microscope to see.

i feel like if science could figure out what causes the smell of ass, we could create an ass cleanser that would create utopia on society.

Shove cologne up ur ass

 

[MrdrCake]

There’s a great place where you can get these specialized perfumes for your ass
Go to bad dragon dot com and you should find what you’re looking for
There’s many examples of how to use them online

 

[sexlesstosexles]

There’s a great place where you can get these specialized perfumes for your ass
Go to bad dragon dot com and you should find what you’re looking for
There’s many examples of how to use them online

perfume masks the smell

imma bout to say somethin. last night i itched my butt but not actually my butthole. damn ass smell seems to spread out, not just staying in the hole. and it made my finger smell like ass.

but the point is, after a few hours the smell went away on its own. this could provide some clues. perhaps the smell is from microbes and bacteria. perhaps the outer immune system defeats these microbes, but for some reason the butthole's immune system isn't as well equipped against these microbes. another point i may mention is i showered yesterday (before the finger incident) so bluepillers can't be going around with the bluepill drivel about that. and even though i showered and used soap my finger still smelled like ass, the microbe stronghold may actually be from deeper within, and difficult to eradicate via external methods.

 

[sigma]

perfume masks the smell

imma bout to say somethin. last night i itched my butt but not actually my butthole. damn ass smell seems to spread out, not just staying in the hole. and it made my finger smell like ass.

but the point is, after a few hours the smell went away on its own. this could provide some clues. perhaps the smell is from microbes and bacteria. perhaps the outer immune system defeats these microbes, but for some reason the butthole's immune system isn't as well equipped against these microbes. another point i may mention is i showered yesterday (before the finger incident) so bluepillers can't be going around with the bluepill drivel about that. and even though i showered and used soap my finger still smelled like ass, the microbe stronghold may actually be from deeper within, and difficult to eradicate via external methods.

keep a bar of soap inside your ass 24/7

 

[AstroSky]

perfume masks the smell

imma bout to say somethin. last night i itched my butt but not actually my butthole. damn ass smell seems to spread out, not just staying in the hole. and it made my finger smell like ass.

but the point is, after a few hours the smell went away on its own. this could provide some clues. perhaps the smell is from microbes and bacteria. perhaps the outer immune system defeats these microbes, but for some reason the butthole's immune system isn't as well equipped against these microbes. another point i may mention is i showered yesterday (before the finger incident) so bluepillers can't be going around with the bluepill drivel about that. and even though i showered and used soap my finger still smelled like ass, the microbe stronghold may actually be from deeper within, and difficult to eradicate via external methods.

Literally do an enema and clear your intestines out with lots of warm water and feel relief that your ass worms no longer can live inside your clean none stinky butt

I have done this and while it doesn't feel good it's certain to clean you out .

Also be by a toilet cuz your gonna be feeling like you have diarrhea when you do this

 

[sexlesstosexles]

Literally do an enema and clear your intestines out with lots of warm water and feel relief that your ass worms no longer can live inside your clean none stinky butt

I have done this and while it doesn't feel good it's certain to clean you out .

Also be by a toilet cuz your gonna be feeling like you have diarrhea when you do this

high iq

 

[sexlesstosexles]

If anyone's still researching this, I have more data to provide.

Woke up itchy ass, then itchy all over. I assumed I had a dirty ass, so I went to the bathroom and wiped my ass. Ass was perfectly shiny clean.

My theory that whatever this is, might not be dependent on poop or the intestines. Maybe its some kinda dust mite. Looked online and it doesn't match any of the common causes

 

[RAJ GHRANDHICK]

If anyone's still researching this, I have more data to provide.

Woke up itchy ass, then itchy all over. I assumed I had a dirty ass, so I went to the bathroom and wiped my ass. Ass was perfectly shiny clean.

My theory that whatever this is, might not be dependent on poop or the intestines. Maybe its some kinda dust mite. Looked online and it doesn't match any of the common causes

Clean ur clothes

 

[sigma]

If anyone's still researching this, I have more data to provide.

Woke up itchy ass, then itchy all over. I assumed I had a dirty ass, so I went to the bathroom and wiped my ass. Ass was perfectly shiny clean.

My theory that whatever this is, might not be dependent on poop or the intestines. Maybe its some kinda dust mite. Looked online and it doesn't match any of the common causes

dont sit for too long

 

[sexlesstosexles]

dont sit for too long

happened when i was laying down

 

[Whitepill]

best thread i've seen on here so far

 

[sexlesstosexles]

One element that is often overlooked is the time of day of the poo. This could create a butterfly effect changing the future timeline. For example if there is a girl you are going to ask out, but you take a poo before, then you might smell like ass and get rejected. But if you waited till after, you might still get rejected but she would be more polite about it. This would change your self-esteem and effect the future timeline.

I also noticed that morning poo should be avoided, it makes soft poo that is harder to clean. And the whole day you will smell like ass also. And some people don't have enough free time to take a shower in the morning. In North America bidets are taboo and not on any toilets.
I noticed that diarrhea and hard poo is the easiest to clean, medium to soft poo is the most difficult to clean.

 

[Ascender]

the smell of ass is the smell of evil. can't stand it. For example, if my armpits smell I can bear it. but if i smell like ass it fills me with rage and i feel the need to take a shower.

went on youtube all i see is shit about worms. i dont have ass worms, or at least not the obvious ones they talk about on youtube. i feel like its microbes i need a microscope to see.

i feel like if science could figure out what causes the smell of ass, we could create an ass cleanser that would create utopia on society.

I honestly don’t mind the smell of ass, as long as it’s not me

 

[sigma]

One element that is often overlooked is the time of day of the poo. This could create a butterfly effect changing the future timeline. For example if there is a girl you are going to ask out, but you take a poo before, then you might smell like ass and get rejected. But if you waited till after, you might still get rejected but she would be more polite about it. This would change your self-esteem and effect the future timeline.

I also noticed that morning poo should be avoided, it makes soft poo that is harder to clean. And the whole day you will smell like ass also. And some people don't have enough free time to take a shower in the morning. In North America bidets are taboo and not on any toilets.
I noticed that diarrhea and hard poo is the easiest to clean, medium to soft poo is the most difficult to clean.

In other non american countries there is this showerhead thingy attached to the bathroom wall, and also the toilet is in a seperate room from the sink and bath. So you take the showerhead from the wall and there is some liquid soap on the floor and you wash your ass. Since you live in the US and likely have your toilet in the same room as your bath and sink, you can wash your ass in the bath quickly (takes like a minute) or take toilet paper and run sink water under it with some soap. Then febreeze or something.
Also ventilation. Have a window open or something, but where you cannot be seen from the outside. Then the shitty air will escape instead of clinging on to your skin

 

[sexlesstosexles]

In other non american countries there is this showerhead thingy attached to the bathroom wall, and also the toilet is in a seperate room from the sink and bath. So you take the showerhead from the wall and there is some liquid soap on the floor and you wash your ass. Since you live in the US and likely have your toilet in the same room as your bath and sink, you can wash your ass in the bath quickly (takes like a minute) or take toilet paper and run sink water under it with some soap. Then febreeze or something.
Also ventilation. Have a window open or something, but where you cannot be seen from the outside. Then the shitty air will escape instead of clinging on to your skin

good, think im gonna buy one of those thingies

take toilet paper and run sink water under it with some soap. Then febreeze or something.

bad, toiletpaper will get mushy and febreeze is very bad

 

[sigma]

bad, toiletpaper will get mushy and febreeze is very bad

depends on the toilet paper, some are more strong. and yeah febreeze is bad, i was just thinking of solutions, like some kind of scent to cover it up

good, think im gonna buy one of those thingies

 

[Whitepill]

I honestly don’t mind the smell of ass, as long as it’s not me

thats crazy bro

 

[alma]

the smell of ass is the smell of evil. can't stand it. For example, if my armpits smell I can bear it. but if i smell like ass it fills me with rage and i feel the need to take a shower.

went on youtube all i see is shit about worms. i dont have ass worms, or at least not the obvious ones they talk about on youtube. i feel like its microbes i need a microscope to see.

i feel like if science could figure out what causes the smell of ass, we could create an ass cleanser that would create utopia on society.

I heard that Americans don't wash their ass after shitting/peeing so maybe start washing your ass after? I've never heard of anyone complaining about their smelly ass

 

[sexlesstosexles]

I heard that Americans don't wash their ass after shitting/peeing so maybe start washing your ass after? I've never heard of anyone complaining about their smelly ass

yea americans are anti-bidet for some reason

the other day i was in the shower and noticed my crotch didnt smell too bad (even though it was dirty). wasnt the greatest smell in the world, but kinda smelled like brocolli and car tires, not too bad and better than the typical ass smell, maybe some people smell bad because of genetics and diet