HOW TO LARP USA

[Ghoultune]

You want to be American? I got this,

1. Be from Texas or Florida

For some reason lots of Americans Here are from Texas or Florida so you pick that

2. You are White now. Doesn't matter what race you were born. You can be the most ethnic person alive but because yiu are American you get to say you are white.

3. Only Be online 9:00 PM PST Or 12:00 AM Est. You are never online during your day time to maintain mystery.

4. Humble brag. Even if you are poor in the USA you are still probably living a better life than some users. Humbly brag about your Freedom and Rights.

5. Fast Metabolism. If you don't have one lie. Show the users you can enjoy USA GOYSLOP and still have a nice body, Even if yiu are secretly starvemaxxing or fat. Just like and say you eat 2 pizza boxes and oreos and post your flat stomach and abs.

6. My IPAD about to die it's on 1 percent so I have to end this.

 

[Br4va]

You gotta be joking right ?

 

[kaloopsia]

thx for the tutorial

 

[Ghoultune]

You gotta be joking right ?

Nope!

 

[Br4va]

Nope!

Bro that shit won’t go through

 

[alacrity]

Yes bro, I want to be form Israeli owned lands of the fat

 

[Ghoultune]

Yes bro, I want to be form Israeli owned lands of the fat

Come Here

 

[Dormanix]

1. Be from Texas or Florida

Don't larp Texas. Anyone actually from there WILL pick up on it almost instantly.

 

[Br4va]

Update , does this even work ?

 

[Ghoultune]

Update , does this even work ?

Yes you should try it

 

[Br4va]

Yes you should try it

Already am